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☎️ Phone a Snake: YOUR Unpopular Grammy Opinions (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-13 14:50:27
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2025-11

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Your favorite hotline is back with a pressing topic: the 2026 Grammy nominations. It’s a perplexing list of some divas, randoms, and sneaks. The Snake Nation sounded off powerfully about Katseye, Troye Sivan, Ariana Grande, Role Model, Alex Warren, and many more victims. Enjoy! 

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S

I dont think tate’s music is of the caliber to be nominated for a Grammy so her not getting nominated seems just right.

Josh

Cinthiny😭😭😭😭

Oleksii

if billie can release wildflower again, i'm saying taylor should release TTPD again and get AOTY for that

Emma S

I LOVE PHONE A SNAKE🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Sydney

I would love Zack or Madeline for you to do a deep dive into Ariana and Grammy lore because I don’t know much about it!

Sydney

but man’s best friend is? they couldn’t nominate taylor so they gave it to an associate. Tate had a better album and a bigger moment, the writing is also better with so close to what

Isaiah Thomas

I feel like saying that midnights stole aoty from ttpd is also insinuating that cowboy carter shouldn’t have won which i think is untrue because cc is truly a work of art that deserved aoty over any other album. i do agree tho if ttpd were nominated this year it should sweep

nick

Cynthanie Erivo being the new Adele Dazeem

Carmel

Justice for What Was That (and David) 💔

folkswift

Man’s Best Friend is a dark horse. Sabrina has really been courting a lot of the industry. The biggest being her Grand Ole Opry debut. I think she’s trying to get country voters to support her album in the main categories. If she can get the majority of the pop voters and a fair amount of country voters she could win AOTY. It’s a big reason why I believe folklore was able to clinch AOTY.

Bryn

Totally agree

Gabriela Cameron

Stephen Schwartz did Wicked! He also did Godspell and The Prince of Egypt for reference 🩷

alisa

That’s So True should be in Manchild’s spot for SOTY and ROTY

Ilina Jha

Question for Zach: Do you think Adela should have received a Best New Artist nod? You said you felt an artist should have an album out in order to be nominated, and Adela only has an EP, but I also know that she is your diva and you have been her #1 hype man this year. Curious to know 😊

PK

If KATSEYE wins, I’m blaming Sydney Sweeney.

Marissa

I am praying for a Benito and Kendrick sweep. GNX and DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS were my albums of the year and my neighbors know it. (Plus Ego Death and West End Girl)

Sarah

i’ll take any hayley song being nominated because i’m still botter for brand new eyes.

sj

I think it will be interesting to see how the voting will be for the categories bad bunny is nominated in since this will be the first time Latin Grammy voters can vote in the Grammys this year.

sj

Say it diva

Elle Kaye

Billie and Finneas better keep their shady comments about variants, extra releases, and general Taynegativity to themselves after submitting Wildflower for consideration. Don’t act like you’re not playing the commercial game — you’re just salty you can’t clear Taylor.

sj

The thought of Chappell presenting best new artist and from her mouth she says Alex Warren 😭

Laura Stimpfl

I think, from a purely musical standpoint (melody, key changes, chord progressions...) mans best friend is more... complex, for lack of better words. And the Grammys love that

Mikee Dayrit

The Lorde rolling of the eyes of Madeline is sending meeeee as thee Lorde stan 😭😂 I’ll never forget your essay about Melodrama girl, that was fantastic

ratmice

I do think Mirtazapine was a good pick, especially for the category "Best Rock Performance". It is the most "Rock" song on the album and I do think the performance potential of the song is great. I don't want to bring it up as any sort of authority (because it really fkin isn't let's not go delulu) but Mirtazapine was the highest rated single on Rate Your Music, it shows that there is appeal to the song.

Syd

Divas you KNOW I was at the Madison show and I brought a +1 👯‍♀️ -Syd from Madison I would GAG for a High Fashion performance!

Syd

Speak no evil 🙊

Syd

Oooo good point

Syd

I second this!

hannah

CYNTHINIE ERIVO STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

Swiftieologist

I’m shocked (but pleased) ordinary didn’t get nominated for song of the year. I hate it but it’s everywhere and dominating the charts. It’s a total snub but one I’m cheering for. lol I actually love wildflower. I’m not a huge Billie fan but hit me hard and soft was one of her first albums where I at least enjoyed a few of the songs and wildflower is one of my favorites. The writing is actually pretty strong and it’s just an interesting and honest concept for a song. It doesn’t really paint her in a great light in this day and age but yet she still released it. I appreciate that about it and I just love the song. It is kind of odd it’s being submitted this year as it should count for last year though, I agree.

Swiftieologist

I think what annoys me about tears is how it’s played on the radio…. “I get *silence* at the thought of you.” Whattt??? We couldn’t have thought of a clean version? I get hot? I get off? I get drunk? SOMETHING. Putting a space there is so awkward and musically ruins the scale walk. If you’re too lazy to come up with a radio friendly version of the song, just don’t make it a single and pick something else frfr.

S

I couldn’t disagree more about the writing or the better album comment. Don’t get me started on the bigger moment comment because that can’t be further from the truth. But even if it was the Grammys isn’t about that it’s about the music.

Brody

Of the choices, Mayhem clears for aoty

Lisa M

Yes Madeline! Clipse AOTY needs to happen. Such a good album. The layers! Gaga second choice.

Karen Valentino

I think it was more important to Taylor to get TPD out so she could take the first swing at Matty than to get Grammy nominations.

Charlotte Stevens

Yay thanks for answering me 🫶 hard agree with your thoughts xoxo

Jocelyn

The argument over Alex warren and Role model was killing me😂😂

WorgenRouge

EJAE's whole story and the meteoric rise of Golden are honestly compelling enough reasons for it to be a real SotY contender. It has some negative public perception for being an animated movie with a YA audience, but it's risen above that and is genuinely a sensation.

Jess

My issue with Anxiety is that 1) I don’t think it’s a well written song and b) it’s from 2019!! I know it was released in soundcloud and not as a single but then Cruel Summer should have won SOTY in 2024

tyler

plsss i just saw a tweet that was written like a headline about you guys saying tate was snubbed 😭 it was literally “In their latest Grammys video on YT The Swiftologist and Madeline called Tate McRae the biggest snub saying she deserved Best Pop Vocal Album, ROTY for Sports Car and Best Music Video especially if Justin Bieber’s SWAG made it” IM IJBOLING

Eth

I don’t really think the Lorde vs Hayley Williams comparison is fair bc virgin debuted at #2 and ego death at #173…

Elaine

Madeline’s eyeshadow matching the color of the light as it hits Taylor’s hair? Brava! 👏👏

Tom

Did I listen to a different Virgin?

jon martins

as long as chappell doesn't win anything, I'm ok

James

Audrey hobert sabotaging Gracie Abrahams is now my new my favourite conspiracy theory there is something to mine there

Ellajoy

I’m dying. The role model discourse 💀💀💀💀😅😅😅😅

VictoriaReadsss

Yall said wishlist Christmas single and i hadn’t thought of that but now that’s a fear of mine

rit

leon thomas is the only bna nominee in the major categories, he's a very likely spoiler pick

Bryn

omg thats hilarious!

Eli Adams

I think Katseye got a song nominated because it was in a group category which there are much less groups

parker william

Just here waiting for the Patreon exclusive🫠

Musical Blonde

SYMPHONY Erivo!!! She is in great company with Adele Dazeem!

Momo

GOLDEN DESERVES ya'll just aren't familiar with KDH and it's cultural impact

Momo

not over wicked, but 2nd place

rit

respectfully, golden is ear blood, it literally sounds like she's peaking the mic in the studio

Momo

nope 🫶

Matthew Manning

I dont think finneas is ruining billies career.... they just had one of the biggest songs of the year and decade with birds of a feather

Jomazel

i just got back from boston and just visited the isabella gardner museum….spooky ookie!! also having you guys apart of my grwm routine during my vacation was much appreciated 🫶🫶🫶

Jessica Maguire

I wish the Grammys would do rank choice voting so that vote splitting would happen less often. It would interesting to see if that changes anything.

Sarah

Kpdh was mid tbh

Keziah Miner

Literally a curse on all Elphabas

Marco Rubboli

"the world of Troye Sivan" killed meee

Rocio R.

TTPD is a sad album and deserved a fall/winter release—whereas TLOAS is a happier album and should have been released in April. I think swapping because her release dates to align with the according mood and accompanying seasons would’ve been received better.