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Patreon on my phone is a fucking nightmare. I am not drunk...I had no stroke...I simply made a post from my IPHONE!!!!!! And that is what PATREONNN published even though I tried to fix all those typos. Please...understand....I am only a simple girlie....that is the LAST time I make a post from my phone. Thank you all!!!!!!!!!

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courtney

it's okay queen real madelizards could decode the secret message

jaz n.

I will write my own narrative in my head about what happened here, and you cannot change it!!!

yvonne

IM STILL FKN SCREAMING 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

yvonne

i’m happy you are doing just fine today madeline 🤣

Olivia Donovan

Interestinfinteresting should be on a friendship bracelet

mya

madeline 😭 that was the funniest thing thank you

em

thank you for the secret encoded message 😭

bloop

real snakes could decode the sacred text!

hannah

made my day thank u queen

Abby

nooo queen we’re sorry we need frequent phone updates

Ian Munoz

Always blessing us with the holy word 🙏🏻 amen queen

Idrac Tom

Helppp that was iconic

mj

It be like that sometimes. I feel like I had a stroke reading it tho. A funny thing to wake up to.

Miranda Meeks

I just assumed the typos were “written rustles”.

Katie

it’s honestly impressive how many typos there were 😭

Tacha

One side of me was like, “Whoa, these are some major typos” and the other side was like, “Shut up, Madeline knows more than you. These aren’t typos. They’re the sacred text.”

emeraldgreaves

you say this like these weren’t easter eggs for 2016 part 2

Robert O'Mahony

It was an interesting point underneath it all 😭

curtis

This is golden

Ruby J

The way no one thought it was Zach 😂

A Mortensen

here i was thinking that there was some new slang i didn't catch on to

jas

UGH I cant believe I missed this quality content!!! Now I’m influenced to turn my notifs on though 😭 WAIT IM READING IT NOW LMAOOOOO how literally how did this happen

Shayna Clark

Lol you should’ve heard what that post sounded like using a screen reader but in all seriousness, I totally get it

Eva

literally thought there was something wrong with my eyes. Blamed it on my contacts, when they get too dry my vision gets blurry. Glad that my eyesight is still intact.

Jordyn

Keep them coming!!

lavendersnake

I have trouble paying attention to long paragraphs after work so I thought it was just me at first 😭

RiLee Andros

i’m CRYING i needed this boost after work thank you queen madelizard

Katie Prinkey

I need that whole paragraph from the last post on a shirt...merch ideas...

Lance

OMG THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER

GW

This is the only time spelling has truly been fun