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They just hit the Pentagon. (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-05 23:47:37
Imported:
2026-06

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Virginia

🫠🫠🫠

floor

sweating tearing up screaming panicking

Clara Mae

Oh it’s over for us …

Katie Prinkey

I’ve NEVER heard silence quite this loud.

Hungrygames

everything happens for a reason and it’s so after this she can end up with dylan obrien fingers in me now !!🙏🙏

sophie

it's a repost! he's not actually there

sophie

plus "roadkill" is a jokey song about america so i'd be surprised if this wasn't just trolling

B

And what exactly IS Joe Bidens plan to keep Matty Healy away from Taylor Swift and the Eras tour 🎤

kms

The way I knew exactly what it was from the title 😭😭😭

shannymac

Is she going to stop showering and start eating raw meat onstage now?

Melissa Ann

Only god and Harry styles can save us now

emeraldgreaves

if this was a movie joe’d be here by now

Cardigan

I get that it's a repost but why would his manager repost something like this?please tell me this is an elaborate joke and they're trolling us because I'm becoming increasingly worried

Angel Stenmark

I’m seeing so many tickets for tonight’s show on sale. I think people are scared

Alex M

A second plane has hit nissan stadium

Ashley C

I'm so pissed that I didn't get tickets for this show instead when my mom suggested it.....

Amy

I don't want to jinx anything but I really do think we're safe. He's not coming. The Sun was just saying s*** for clicks and Matty Healy is on the other side of th eworld

Burtasaurusrex11

Nope. I'm in my DENIAL Era until this passes

Amy

Just had a mood swing....I'm swinging between debilitating fear that one of the "tricks up her sleeve" that she mentions is Matty Healy coming out during surprise song hour (in which case I'm going to KMS AND EVERYONE IN MY VICINITY) and absolute calm certainty that she's never locked lips with that unwashed man in her life

shannymac

“I’m not wearing sleeves but I have some tricks up them” 🫣 A wise man once said: A trick is something a whore does for money, don’t do it Taylor

malk

i--.... just saw a pic of him at the show

hannah

y’all he is there in a vip tent lmao

shannymac

ALERT ALERT HE IS THERE 😭

Shondi

THIS CANNNOT BE HAPPENING

Clara Mae

GIRLS IT'S OVER ...

Amy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. my divine decree FAILEDD

emma 🌷

he’s there …..

lavendersnake

OH MY GOD NO PLEASE TELL ME ITS A JOKE

Carla

THEY HIT THE THIRD TOWER

shannymac

How did THE SUN get the scoop on this??

Katie

SOS

Wynne

I just saw the photo I feel nauseous

ryan

i-

Wynne

RIP 2016 P2

lavendersnake

I would NOT love it if they made it

Cardigan

This is not okay not okay please relmmm

Julia A

HES AT THE SHOW

Cardigan

There's an emergency twitter space right now

Julia A

And everyone keeps saying that the concert is one big fucking Speak Now Easter egg. And everyone is saying she’s gonna make an announcement. And all I have to say is that, after all this time and after all the speak now Easter eggs, she makes an announcement THE SAME NIGHT SHE “dEbUtS” her thing with M*tty H*aly. . . that will be my joker moment. Speak Now doesn’t deserve this bby girl I’m so sorry 😞😞😞

Herberta Cain

Wait what the fuck happened I just got home from work 😭😭😭