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Babe, wake up. (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-30 19:30:47
Imported:
2026-06

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New Azealia Banks copy pasta just dropped 

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anna

Poetry

anna

this one’s kinda funny but her sharing needles comment was so fucked, and it’s the swifties who preached morality and being good and kind laughing and reposting it..

blake

bye the way i was waiting for this post

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"Rich white Coochie mountain"...this one's for the history books

blake

rich white coochie mountain

Hungrygames

this guy is gonna give you SCABIES HUH!!! matty just can’t come back from something like this

lauren

What even…

Carson Shaffer

Not swifties defending this trash bag of a human who unburied and cooked her dead cat, is banned from twitter for being a bigot, sacrificed chickens as witchcraft in her home & is making fun of Mattys past drug addiction AND talking about Taylor's literal vagina for the world to see...... we are officially in hell. Swifites have officially lost the plot calling that one "Queen"

Sean

i- 😭

Lightskin Jason Derulo

CANNOT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THE SNAKES DISSECT THIS IN Evolution of a Snake - 2023: Part 2!!!!!

Halle

FYI, James Mercer is 52 years old

kms

taylor having such a moment that she’s entered azealia’s chaotic stream of consciousness is telling in itself

Austėja

I lost it from this I’m sorry😭😭 Banks is something else. From the heirloom turkey to rich white c***** mountain☠️ I mean she’s creative…

Bryson Moran

i mean, she has a point, she’s an icon…

Angel Stenmark

At what point do people realize that they are over invested? Honestly

Katie Fritz

Ok so I’m 40 and don’t have any social media. I rely on Zach and Madeline for my Swiftie media. I’m old enough to know you need to rely on experts. What even is this!? I’ll look forward to further analysis. In the meantime, on a completely surface level, it’s chaotic and hilarious.

Lizzy

I'm calling this now, the matty thing is a short lived rebound. It's a delusion, it's "moving fast" because that's how all the best delusional rushed in rebounds work. They'll be over after speak now TV and she'll cut her hair.

Lance

OK but in what world is matty an incel lol

Ellie Ray

What is the snakes actual take on this? I suppose both of you would have different takes. This whole thing just seems so unnecessary and immature. It feels like she is more trying to humiliate Taylor and Matty, not “protect” her from him. I just can’t get how anyone thinks this is a serve or a slay…it just seems inappropriate and crude. She can be upset that Matty and Taylor are dating, she can think that he is no good for her, but trying to publicly humiliating both of them on Instagram? You guys mentioned how you both thought Taylor wouldn’t want Matty to make crude comments about their relationship in one of your recent Twitter spaces, so how is this any different?

sylvie

lmao. I love to imagine she was sitting around listening to Wincing the Night Away then decided to go on this rant.

GW

Hands down, this is better than anything Taylor has ever written 😂

KiwiKat

I just wanna say, the chaos of all this has been so unhinged I have had to delete much of my social media & caved into supporting your Patreon because it is the only sane way to dissect the insanity of this era. Very much looking forward to your takes on this because wtaf. 😂

Splish

"Rich white coochie mountain" is incredible

BonXID

Also, it takes a lot of dead brain cells for someone to think Taylor needs help with lyrics. That might be the biggest insult of the entire post

Kevin

“Retired supermodel girlfriend” is she talking abt Taylor or another person? I can’t tell 😭

Michaela Wagner

it’s hilarious at first!!! Then I started thinking about it 😖

Cameron

Where’s the lie though

Ksenia

This is actually not that mean to Taylor. Azalea could decease Taylor easily and this is quite a positive tone.

Jen Luna

There’s something spiritual about this

Clash Fan

So I had to google her. Are the same people who are screaming about how awful Matty is supporting this woman? Cause that's fucked up if it's true. I gotta say the more shit people scream about him and the deeper I actually dive into his music and lyrics the more I start to root for him. You can't bitch and moan about how Taylor was treated back in 2016 and then turn around and do it to someone else. Does no one learn anything? Can they not see that this lack of critical thinking is how we (Americans) ended up in the shit pile we are currently in. I'm now in the camp of looking forward to the music. I watched the BBC Radio 1 concert The 1975 just did and honestly they rock.

Brenna

It is shocking how easily people are manipulated and then become complete and total hypocrites. People turn their backs and wag their fingers. It’s disheartening to say the least.

Lindsay

James Mercer is 52

Charlotte

I'm a mixture of : laughing, cringing, somehow feeling spiritual

kitsch

We should nickname him Scabies

Starbuck1234!

I have been wondering why more artists haven’t been more vocal about this relationship. Then there is this. If Taylor write that on an instagram all hell would break lose.

Adeline Thibeault

It’s interesting to me that Matt Healy’s weird not funny conversation regarding ice spice (or any other political incorrect behavior) have only gotten attention now because of Taylor. I believe he participated in the problematic podcast back in February. And I didn’t hear anything about it. Im sure he meant his awkward and clumsy apology in his own way. But the point remains that he is a loose cannon. And I don’t think the relationship will last knowing Taylor's need for intense control over her image. OR she will shock us all. Tell everyone to fuck right off. And continue to say she’s the happiest she’s ever been. Personally I don’t buy it. This must be so stressful for her because it’s stressful to me and i don’t even know these people.

Nic Palmer

It’s almost like there’s a waaay bigger picture to it. The Shins and Taylor Swift would be an excellent collab.

Melina

New nickname just dropped “scabies”