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Hey guys,

Z here....so the merch challenge has been a CHALLENGE. Obviously, we have a lot going on at the minute, but I do really want to get some merch in your scaly hands by the holidays this year and CERTAINLY before the live shows next year.

I want to make stuff that you guys want to wear. We had to...part ways...with our last designer because, though he was very talented, he didn't get the vibe. I feel like just launching merch with our logo would be a bit boring, though the logo is iconic and you will definitely have an option for that.

What I need YOUR help with is ideas for the merch that you're (hopefully) going to own: what would you like to see in our designs? Is there a catchphrase that stands out to you? Do you want a little doodle of the snake and the lizard?

Let us know :)

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Nikola

Pop momentso

Dakota

CRICKET MERCH PLSSSS

daisy

cricket is my favorite

kyla

cricket merch would be iconic

Lauren Batza

We need something with cricket please

Lauren Batza

Also a doodle of you guys would be super cute

ashley ♡

CRICKETTTT MERCH PLS

Ally ❤️

Something about the sacred texts… but cricket has to win 1st place in the quotable quotes!

Joey

Maybe a crewneck or something with red and green snakes on the sleeves! Also I agree with Cricket merch

Lexi

“i have weak enamel because i was a premature baby”

Teresa

Waterproof stickers (because I'm a sticker addict lol) & canvas tote? A doodle of you guys or a snake & lizard would be super cute.

Ally ❤️

Ideas: of course the tees and hoodies/ crews… but I like a cap and a key chain too… a zippered pouch is nice (make up bags anyone??) some lower price points and some higher for the people.

Forty2times

Crickets! I also love the "sacred texts" and " call it what it is" as unintentional catchphrases. I

Lexi

Ok seriously tho… something about “the lore” .. the “sacred texts” .. “intergalactic slay” .. “and we rock..”

Michaela Wagner

Snake and lizard doodles would be so cuuuuute The prayer on the back of a shirt with a snake wrapped around the first capital letter (like in old tomes) would be cooool

Sydney

pocket tee with a cricket. snake and the lizard on the back

Diego Felipe Tassara

i need something that says something along the lines of “don’t disrupt/rewrite the canon” we know how zack gets with that ……..

Lydia Atsma

I just want a black crewneck with your current logo. I would wear that to pieces

Swiftyourbitchen

You need a pedialite and an STD test... god there are sooo many awesome catch phrases on the pod

shannymac

“Sacred” texts notebook Something with “Bellissimo”?

Gianna

I do think logo shirts should be an option (you know to spread the good word). Other than that, maybe Etc Etc (madeline’s famous catchphrase). I was gonna say something about James but I don’t want Wendy Williams to sue. Same with “I like the beat”. If “slay the house down boots” isn’t from something else then that could work too. Perhaps FRN1CD? I’m literally shooting from the mouth here so don’t mind me.

Brittany Quale

Def a subtle snake and rep era vibes. "The bone collector." Some catchphrase that's akin to Taylor Swift Styled's "critical but kind" but your version of it. Unpopular opinion: not "cricket," sorry -- it's over done. "Tay voodoo."

hannah

STICKERRSSSSSSSSS

Leslie

"You haven't read the sacred texts"

Lindsay

Four reptiles across the front: a snake, the lizard, a cricket, and Carl

Erin Houghton

Casting another vote for cricket, also “and we rocked” has made its way into my lexicon thanks to EOAS

Erin Houghton

I’m truly spitballing this one but bear with me. Madeline’s face when she found out matty healy was in Nashville captioned “and your last”

Liz

Def love the idea of a subtle merch item like what you said - doodle of lizard and snake - I’m a fan of merch that says what it’s from but it’s a bit discrete

Joey

Something that says “Etcetera Etcetera”. Maybe a journal or something

Ilias

“you need a pedialyte and an STD test” would get people gagged idk

Emily Sanders

I like the saying "if you get you get it, if you don't you don't, and if you don't then I honestly feel sorry for you"❤️

JLC

Ok, hear me out. “The bone collector” on a T-shirt with a skull and crossbones, but the crossbones are of 2 sets of snake skeleton bones…

Gigi

I need cricket merch

Megan

so many options with cricket/snake/lizard i love little subtle embroidery stuff so any clothing/bags with a little embroidered cricket or lizard somewhere on there !

carson jane

the hypothetical image of a snake and lizard doodle on a shirt i need it that’s so cute

Ally ❤️

Ooh! I like the travel cube idea 💡

Ally ❤️

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Noon Roast on a Sunday. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Zackuhh

“Great gown, beautiful gown…” would be 👏👏

Meghan Corban

would love a mug with a simple “cricket” on it lol or a little pin with the two red and green snakes on it :-) would be great if u included just a couple smaller items for people who can’t afford more expensive items like clothes!

Belen

“It’s jover” 😂

Ally ❤️

“Stop lying!” (Refers to how Blondie says Joe wrote exile with her)

Taylor L

going to echo some of the other comments, but i think simple designs tend to be my fav bc i feel like i can rewear them more! a snake/lizard/cricket on a tank or tee would be slay. also loving the idea of logo items!!

Forty2times

Not on a tee but if you had stickers in the future, I'd get a "pedialyte and an std test" one to giggle at

Taralynn

This is kinda just an aside, but you really should make merch with the phrase "DRIVE FAST IN MY CAR VROOM VROOM AND MY PUSSY FEELS REALLY GOOD!!"

Halle

-cricket -It’s Joever -I like the beat -Just gonna let you rock -the swiftologist prayer -heirloom Turkey -diva down -gagged -they did not read the sacred texts -what is your job? Plumber’s apprentice

Daniel Juarez

I feel like a mic point with cricket text would be iconic. Left them speechless 😶

Hannah Landry

Ok I have MANY ideas: 1. BRAVA, BELLISIMO, ENCORE 2. GAGGED 3. Who said that? 4. Bone collector dog toys? 5. Taylor’s chaotic version 6. Sinister gays 7. Slay the house down boots 8. James what was that? 9. Miss leechen

Destin Pate

A dad hat with an embroidered cricket/lizard/snake would be so cute!!

lavendersnake

Niche idea, perhaps for later but earrings, one green snake one red snake

Vrishti Hasija

I would love to have the prayer on a tee

mae

something that says “snakes win” ABHAHA (maybe a hoodie)

Jenna Casares

-belissimo in a crazy font (camp) -a cricket … a literal cricket -snake state of the union (could make this look extremely official) -L(over) is my fav Tswift album (for the lover stans -a good ole fashioned snake and a lizard in some type of western wear (Zack’s snake gets the blue cowboy boots) and the lizard needs a slay eye look that Madeline is always sporting -a snakes win , on the front , just kidding , on the back -an heirloom turkey on the front and it dead and maimed on the back of the shirt - flop (make it camp)

Betty O

James get in, with a cool getaway car.

Angela H

Great gowns beautiful gowns

Etel

An “interestingfinteresting” anything is a must methinks…

Heather

I’d love a Slay the House Down Boots sticker

Erika Fern 🌿

still hoping for an interestinfinteresting shirt!!

Swiftologist

You guys are all so creative LOVE IT !! KEEP EM COMING !!

Raphaëlle

You holding out the mic is a MUST

Raphaëlle

Also… a shirt with all of Carl’s responses + the prompts. I’m down to wear a shirt saying “John Mayer ? JAIL”.

Cameron

“Sabrina Carpenter is a flop” on a tshirt PLEASE I would die

GW

I need the full transcript of Madeleines typo-filled Patreon post from way back in April on a tote

Lexi

Omg maybe a spooky cauldron or something witchy that says “Tay-VooDoo”🔮

GW

Has anyone suggested a Madeleine inspired VAPE

Lucy Ching

Men in Music Business Conference 👀

Hannah T

Stickers and enamel pins!!!

Melina

One of Zack’s most iconic lines: “bitch I’m international” and definitely like a minimalist crew neck that says swiftologist

Liv

Parasocial freaks

NicholasJT

I want the heirloom turkey emoji and I'm just gonna let you rock sticker as t-shirt please

Iman

A snake and lizard doodle would be so cute

Iman

Also “parasocial freak” tees.

stella

you could use the seagull sweatshirt as a base inspiration for something I always wanted one

Rose Lebeau

I want phrases with a "cricket" at the end. I feel like saying cricket is very you! I don't know if its something cultural though (im a french canadian)

Anne

Definitely some stickers - "crickets" snakes, and 1989 era-vibe aesthetics

Ruby J

I’m more likely to wear a merch t shirt if its a v neck/tank top or just stylized in some way. Like if it’s a regular t shirt with sleeves that are a little too long and a really thick t shirt fabric, I’ll usually end up only using it as at home lounge wear or pjs

Lyndsey

What about a let me bejeweled shirt? 😂 Oooo I like the idea of cricket stickers and maybe even like Madeline laughing. Ooo a sticker of you holding the mic up would also be iconic. Honestly, I'd just love a crewneck with the iconic EOAS logo. I'd wear the hell out of that.

Lyndsey

Last idea could be a "Snake Nation" in Reputation font with the snakes from the logo

Pamela F

I would wear the hell out of a Fanny pack with any of these suggestions js

Miranda Meeks

I need a shirt with Madeline’s insane post she made when we all thought she had a stroke or something.

Rachel

Something small and cute with a lizard that says "etc etc" (inspired by Madeline)

Rachel

And something matching for Zack that says "haytch bic"

Katie Fritz

I like your logo! I’d take a tshirt, hoodie or a patch, thank you! You both have too many clever phrases to count but 2 very simple, one word favorites are “slay” and “gagged”. I think a white tee w a Swiftologist prayer would also be classy.

Bryce Galus

something with cricket please

Ruby J

Something with Carl

ClipsAndEdits TV

Rule Discourse - just because I find all of the rule discourse hilarious anyway

LH

I gotta say-it’s my favorite when you all say “she thought she was DOING something”

LH

Or even “and we were gagged”

Cara M

I want a Wormhole Version something