Demi Lovato is the funniest fucking person on planet earth.... (Patreon)

I can't SPEAK to the issues that have gone on privately behind the scenes between Miss Taylor and Demi, I won't pretend to have been a fly on the wall, but trust that I was THERE physically in REAL TIME when someone asked Demi Lovato on the street where Selena was, and Demi grinned her big gap-toothed grin and looked right into that fan's camera and said, point-blank, "ASK TAYLOR," and that, frankly, was the shot heard around the world. Perhaps Demi has felt all these years that Taylor stole her best friend, something that I frankly can relate to because I too was once seventeen and lost a bestie to a hotter, richer girlie and let me tell you..that shit stung...frankly, if I saw the girl who stole my best friend on the street today I'd probably still hate her, that's how deep the wounds of girlhood truly go.

We've seen it all, since then...Demi was one of the FIRST to call out Taylor's performative feminism during the 1989 era and frankly, she was KINDA RIGHT...but as usual her delivery FELL FLAT and she showed her ass as she is prone to do by demanding that Taylor "take it to capitol hill", one of her most embarrassing and iconique quotes. Demi also in general has been allergic to Taylor for years, and years, and years...Scooter of course could have been playing a part in this distaste that Demi has for her. But no matter what's been going on, I feel like the Taylor and Demi relationship has kind of faltered for the most part because of a sort of death by a thousand cuts, meaning that there was no big massive fall out, but tons of little things that just made Demi feel some kind of a way about Taylor.

That being said, Taylor had no fuckkiinnnggg idea that she was the one holding the knife that dealt all these thousand cuts. She did not intentionally steal Demi's best friend, nor did Taylor ever utter a single world about her publicly, not did Taylor ever try to drag her into the Scooter vs Taylor stuff. So clueless indeed was Taylor that she stood in that VMA audience and sang her fucking heart out to BOTH Heart Attack and Cool For the Summer...THAT GIRL KNEW ALL THE WORDS TO BOTH...THOSE SONGS ARE ON HER PLAYLISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO HEART ATTACK FOR FUCK'S SAKE...YET THERE SHE WAS...THROWING ASS IN THAT AUDIENCE...................................

And somehow, someway, that was all it took for Demi to wipe away ten straight years of animosity....Demi saw Taylor making a fool of herself to two of her biggest hits and she said wow...this girlie really doesn't hate me...she puts me on her playlists....maybe she didn't go to capitol hill, but knowing the words to Cool For the Summer is better than taking it to capitol hill...I respect their girlie...AND SHE SUHHHLAMMMEEEDDDD THAT MF'ING FOLLOW BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES it's true DEMI LOVATO just followed TAYLOR SWIFT on Instagram and THUS!! ENDED!!! THE VICIOUS TEN YEAR ONE SIDED FEUD!!! Truly history was just made and it's fucking killing me that all Taylor literally had to do was throw Demi a SINGLE CRUMB OF ATTENTION after all these years and Demi ran her fucking ass off to pay tribute....like I'm losing my mind at this what is going on...Taylor is at her most fucking powerful right now, she has even managed to get back into the good graces of DEMI LOVATO.....AFTER ALL THESE YEARS....

Ohhhh there's something in the water....there's something going on here....a total tide shift...the moon is involved somehow I just know it....she's doing witchcraft....a sweep at the VMA's where it was on that exact stage that dark day 14 years ago she was attacked...Demi Lovato following her....I fear she's too powerful....I'm literally just sitting here cry-laughing like what do you MEAAANNNN Demi posted Taylor on her insta story?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? 

I think Taylor has reached PEAK People's Princesshood...if she can even get ddlovato to change her mind and accept Taylor into her heart, what CAN'T SHE DO? 

- M