Attention members of Evolution of a Snake : (Patreon)

one of the darkest things that has ever happened in the history of this podcast if not the world just occurred in the discord. Fortunately for you, if you were not in that music video ranking event, you will never get to experience it - because I, in a moment of unknown wisdom and mercy, forgot that there was no one available to record it. 

Trust me when I say that you have escaped a Saw trap the likes of which you cannot even fathom the torment and pain of. That was the single worst ranking event ever hosted in the history of ranking things. That was a Stephen King novel. That was a Wes Craven film. It started out innocently enough with the gworls and gways kiki'ing like any other ranking event, and then slowly we all dissolved into what can only be described as JOKERFICATION. 

I did not make this ranking form, nay, Rob did. I had no idea how many music videos there were. I was like ha ha how many are there? Like 30?

THERE ARE MORE LIKE 60 MUSIC VIDEOS. EASILY. AT 108 BATTLES WE HAD ONLY GOTTEN THROUGH 32 PERCENT. IDK HOW MANY MUSIC VIDEOS THERE ARE, BUT IT IS MORE THAN 30............................................................THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD............

It was a journey through the desert. I haven't eaten...I had to walk away at one point to tend to my open wound of a tattoo because I didn't expect to be sitting on a microphone for two entire hours answering inane questions such as : Me! music video or Back To December video? GIRL, I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

At one point I was asked : Christmas Tree Farm (WHICH HAS A MUSIC VIDEO APPARENTLY?!?!?!!?) or Ready For It. WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO CARES.............OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPPOSED TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO FUCKING BAD.

At one point I said fuck it I'm not polling anymore I'm picking. That was like going for 40 days and 40 nights in the desert. YNTCD or The Man??? Bad Blood or The Best Day?? To add insult to injury, the final results look like they were cobbled together by Bigfoot in a cave off the coast of Iceland. These are not real. The top five sure fuck it. THE REST????????? THOSE WERE NOT OUR CHOICES.... WE DID NOT VOTE IKYWT TO #44.... WE DIDN'T DO THAT......................something else did some other malicious presence I really don't know what that was I can't say what that was only that it was dark and that I have learned my fucking lesson....and I am thanking whatever higher power there might be out there that that ranking was not recorded and is lost to the sands of time. Take my word for it. I was doing bad Lana Del Rey impressions, fielded a phone call from Mason at the 75% mark, did half of Maroon live on mic, and screamed for mercy about a thousand times. 

DO NOT DO THE MUSIC VIDEO RANKING CREATED BY ROB IT CONTAINS AN ANCIENT MALICIOUS SPIRIT WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-M