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A crash course lesson in why I absolute HATE IT when people en masse engage with spoilers and then fill me with WAYYY hyped up expectations about something being "INSANE, CRAZY, SHE'S NUTS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" like probably this may have gagged me a bit more if only I wasn't under the impression she was out there gutting Karlie Kloss with a knife in this fucking prologue for how everyone went off about this LIKKEEEE PLEASE..................anyway the video is hilarious because of how underwhelming it is jaorejioerojgio like you leak listeners become my enemies more and more with every passing year like that's IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next album I don't want anyone to say ANYTHING to me about the record NOT A THING!! KEEP IT TO YOURSELLFFFFFFFFFF IT'S YOUR CROSS TO BEAR WHEN YOU LISTEN TO LEAKS, DON'T YOU THINK?!?!!? 

And I haven't listened to the record yet....I will be listening to it and reacting on the EOAS instagram like the second this posts so go check that out!!! (also there will be an answer for WHICH spoiler I received, why I didn't want to say what it was in this video, and WHO GAVE IT TO ME....) 

Comments

Ryan Harrington

I love Lana being in the background 🩵

lyrium

bddkdks

Abigail Wilson

the g*ylors on twitter are calling taylor a disgusting human being and saying that she is a queerbaiter... mind you they came up with that theory on their own

Emily M

I love this hahahah but also it was pretty fun watching the gaylors react on Twitter too

Christen

Literally have already seen a gaylor on TikTok say her mentioning reinventing herself by cutting her hair in a flannel shirt is a major “queer flag” and is actually PROOF that Taylor is indeed gay. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 like plzzzzzz get help

Nikola

Well… I’m the responsible cunt for hyping the prologue up and I sincerely and formally apologize but in my defence when I read it I was gagged and thought you would be too 💀

Erin Houghton

The line itself was very diplomatic yet the gaylors are having a meltdown about it. Imagine she addressed it in the style of how she came at Nicki Minaj in 2015 lmao

Jordan Stevenson

I think she didn't date anyone between Harry and Calvin... but she stopped dating Harry in early 2013 and didn't start dating Calvin until early 2015 right? So I don't think she dated anyone for 2 whole years. Regardless, I find the gaylors' collective meltdown on twitter to be the most satisfying part of this.

Abby

Ily that’s all girly

Holly Noel

But doesn't she say in multiple songs (and specifically in Is It Over Now?) that she dated and hooked up with people after her and Harry broke up? She even mentions having the decency to keep it to herself. The vault kind of insinuates that she didn't swear off men, but rather swore off talking about her dates, hook-ups, and maybes. The second Calvin Harris stuck, she was right back at it. Which is weird because she was on record saying it would take someone truly special to make her want to date again.

Ally ❤️

Loved your reactions on the IG story queen! I hope you and Zack are planning a vault track breakdown

Candace Tirado

To be fair- i didn’t say anything before the album came out. So I’m not a leaker. I just assumed you read it at midnight 😬

Jemsss

delusional ass gaylors are insisting that it wasn't directed towards them...

Reina Lemus

the people gagging over the prologue weren’t there for her iconic tweet “as my 25th birthday present i would like the media to stop accusing my friends of dating me #thirsty”

Ksenia

Madeline your hair looks amazing along with your eyeshadow!!!! Hair goals!!!

Alison Smith

🤣 Thank you for sharing this masterpiece

Ashley C

Wait can you PLEASE put your 1989tv insta story reaction as a highlight? I was halfway through it and went to sleep and now it's gone :'(

April Brookshire

Between officially breaking up with Harry in Jan 2013 and first being seen with Calvin in March 2015, did she date anyone publicly in between? That’s a long time for her to “appear” single and supposedly swearing off men.

Swiftlennial

Love the way Madeline sums up the shiitake. So good.

Danielle_Tomi

Trying to figure out why this reaction gave me so much joy today ;-)