The Princess and the P... (Patreon)

...I'm not going to lie, this story's title makes me laugh, and I feel super clever for coming up with it, just incredibly clever. But I also feel real weird posting it as a big ol' title for a post.

Prince Edmund believes that a princess ought to be...princess-y! If he's going to marry a woman, she ought to be princess-y! And Mabel is absolutely not princess-y!

You can read The Princess and the Penis here!