Haikaveh Office AU (Part 1, 2) (Patreon)

For my very good friend Zan who loves office AU, who I tried to incept with Haikaveh ideas but ended up giving myself brainworms 😂

Script:

After dramatic corporate merger/insider trading scandal, somehow Alhaitham became the “acting” CEO (chief executive officer) and somehow I wound up becoming his Executive assistant!!

🏛: Ugh of all the people who they elected to the position it’s him!!?? What are they thinking?!!?

🌱: Kaveh, make me coffee, Kaveh, re-do this report for me.

🌱: Hey, you look tired, why don’t you take a break and go for a walk?

Kaveh cries tears of joy.

🏛: Oh, how kind!

(actually he just wants to look at Kaveh’s butt).

🏛: … HEY! Stop looking at my butt!!

🌱: That’s a bold statement. Can you prove it?

🏛: He’s a terrible boss (even if he looks dashing in a suit)!!

— 2

Collie, support officer, reporting for duty! I just started working for Teyvat industries. I love my job, and I love my colleagues (Amber, Collei, Eula). It’s a great working environment but lately I’m worried that’s not the case for everyone.

Kaveh is complaining to Collei in the lunch room.

☘️: Kaveh complains about his boss A LOT, at first I thought it was pretty funny! But after a while, I’m not so sure..

Collei sees AlHaitham rubbing Kaveh’s shoulders, Groping him on the butt and giving him asshole back handed compliments.

🌱: Good work, Kaveh. Not just a pretty face.

🏛: 😠💢

[In the photocopy room]

🏛: AlHaitham you have a meeting in 5 minutes!!!

🌱: So cancel it.

🏛: A-AlHaitham!!

Collei is waiting outside the room to use photocopier and she’s mortified.

—

It’s not right!

Your colleague’s name was Kaveh you say? And his boss’s name was..?

AlHaitham!

Tighnari and Cyno give bombastic side-eye.