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The Polar Express (Full Reaction) (Patreon)

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2024-12-13 18:48:11
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Can you believe The Polar Express is celebrating it's 20th year anniversary? I can't believe came out so long ago. When I found that out, I knew I had to see it this year. ❤️🎄

Watched on: HBO Max / Runtime: 1:39:52

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The Polar Express (Full Reaction)

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Robert Inman

At least there's no chance Jax will become jaded and unable to hear the bells!

David Olden

Thank you, Jax! This was a wonderful experience, far warmer than I remembered. So thank you for leaving it under the 🎄

Minibeast

Jax: What if he just didn't have a ticket? He gets off ten blocks down, movie ends.

Minibeast

I would love it if Tom voiced all the children too.

Minibeast

How did he jump into a pile of charcoal and come out perfectly clean?

Minibeast

Why did the kids decide to sit in coach and not first class like the last kid?

Minibeast

LOL, the blimps were two giant woopy cushions. That's great.

Minibeast

I think I just added take a train ride to my bucket list.

Stan Johnston

"So if you stop believing in Santa he just stops existing in your reality?", well that truly is a "multiverse of madness!" Yup I went there! You started it... what a stark outlook on things. MCU = marbles cascading unobstructed. So the polar express is a train that abducts children to indoctrinate them into reinforcing their belief in Santa Caluse so that magical belief can be used to fuel the continuation of the workshop, elves amd Santa arms his wife and their work.

BigBullyBusick

My first time watching this was memorable, for the wrong reasons. I remember being in school and having part time job when this movie came out. I got to leave work early one day and walked to the theater next door and watched this movie. Only other people there was this dad and his 4 or 5 year old son. The kid was TERRIFIED, he kept asking his dad to take him home. He would scream at the parts with the ghost homeless person on top of the train. Half way through the movie the dad finally left after the kid wouldn't stop screaming. Poor kid