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Fire hazard (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-04 22:27:13
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2026-06
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Lady at the check asked how I was doing today... "How the fuck do you think? I've got a 5 alarm fire at my house so can you hurry it the fuck up please?"

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Richard G

OMG…dying….id probably respond the same way, because I am a chaos gremlin. So good.

Possible Canadian

😂😂 your sense of humor is very refreshing. Gotta have those around when you're playing with flamethrowers anyways.

deadmau5

My stupid ass bought an Escalade that BARELY fits in my garage so I need to do the tennis ball string thing so I can get its fat ass all the way in and also not smash the steps to the garage entry door.

Zannette

lol, funny stuff here!

emmau5

This looks like my boot (trunk??). But then I do carry radioactive materials for work lol.

Narkymau5 aka d0min4trix aka Jane

I'm so fed the fuck up D: with most of what's on the interwebs rn but this is the wholesome content I'm here for! :D

Narkymau5 aka d0min4trix aka Jane

Any chance of a wee chat with us that're on here rn sometime soon? I know you were speaking on mau5cord about the deal with Create Music group but it'd be nice to pick thy brain on here (where it's still relatively quiet).

emmau5

Some people are really going for it with the memes etc eh. This is a lovely haven.

Chent

Sure hope that was a joke, but if not, I sure hope you where able to put that shit out. I used to work at a cleaning company, and one time we had to like clean a house where they had like a fire in a lamp, and they used the dry powder ABC one to put it out. We had to rub this huge house from floor to ceiling in all rooms of the house, even if they just used a few puffs of it. Like all their shit was covered in that fine sticky dust. Sure hope you got some of those Co2 ones for your electrical rooms and just messing around, as they do not leave any residue.