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Collin Clark

hoping this one was inspired by personal experience

Neil Kohney

I got some friends who are engaged, and some of this matches the vibes of their planning lol

Collin Clark

desperately googling how to become a slutty calligrapher

Jeff Chamberlain

Naming a dog "My Dog" really is a good idea. Nobody would ever be able to steal them.

Timmargh

I wasn’t aware that you were branching out into erotic fiction. *unsubscribe*

Horik

Ok, "Brittany" and "Doug" just are not believable names.

Horik

I had a coworker who named his dog "my girlfriend." Great conversation twister.

Rodrigo weffer

While "slutty calligrapher murder penguin" is an admirable thing to be called, penguins just aren't good calligraphers. It's the lack of opposable thumbs and joints on the wings.

Oneiros

I love that he misspelled Brittany (in different ways!) on both versions.

Eric Weis

Doug flew too close to the sun

Paul B

There are definitely some floral notes in there