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Eli Pinkerton

What would your vibe for the month look like if it manifested in our physical realm? Existential horror answers only.

Giuseppe Buonincontro

*Insert a question You'd love to answer but nobody ever asked you here*

Alex Fall

*Insert an answer you'd love to question about but nobody bothered to answer you here.*

Tom

Can you draw a sequel to Flushed Away?

Giuseppe Buonincontro

*Insert an awesome and intriguing reply to the previous comment here*

Shakam

What does a filled hole look like? If such a thing exists.

Morgan Keeler

What does the best hug ever look like?

Ian Neel

What happens if a dachshund and a badger combine their powers?

PernicketyPony

Who's your favourite romantic couple (or thrupple, or whatever configuration) from history?

MrMcFluffykins

A black cat has been cast as James Bond. He’s very racist

SuperNar3k

What you would do if you had an army of 1000 frogs

Justin Campbell

I have long plotted to destroy the sun for its many sins, such as making it too hot in summer, or being too bright for my sensitive eyes. Are you with me or will you stand in defence of the hateful Daystar

Marcus Kaeso

What cartoon would you give another season to if you could?

Señor Boid

What are some cool skills that you can perform with your non-dominate hand?

J.R. Murdock

What is your favorite pasta dish? And pig being spaghetti-fied into a black hole.

thisGoesNowhere

How many gophers would it take to completely fill all the pockets on a 3 piece suit?

Peepeepoopoo

Can you make a dope ass belated Valentine card I can show my partner?

PotentPinion

Do you know any bathrooms where I can sit and be truly uninterrupted for like, 20 minutes? Please?

Kevin King

Why did the questions section suddenly get labeled 18+ where I had to press OK to ask a question?

Justin Michael

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Steve C-B

Describe the one thing you’d really love to draw. (You don’t have to draw it)

Molten Berle

What would be the spiritual successor to the California Raisins?

Jamie

Can you draw a fourth little pig who foolishly builds a castle-like house out of glass, thinking it’s safe and strong?

Lauren D.

Your favourite dessert wrestling your least favourite meal

Christian Shoemaker

If you get to 'Page-A-Day Calendar' big, would you break up the current long format, try to squeeze it all on one page, create single panel style content, or a fourth option i haven't thought of?

Alan Robertson

Recently started watching WWE again after more than 20 years. It's been a pretty great escape. What are your thoughts on professional wrestling and can you draw Gary in the guise of his wrestling alter ego?

Uisci

What would your version of ice fishing look like?

Glen

How about a banana getting it's revenge on a human for its trillions of family members that have been horrifically peeled over the centuries....?

rumi

Can you please draw a soccer ball playing FIFA (video game about soccer) on the PS5?

Tom

What's going on in Elon's head?

Waboodoo

Can you recreate your favorite The Far Side comic from memory?

Hollywhirl

I feel sad- can you draw something to cheer me up?

Taltosh Productions

If you could be a dead guy, what kind of dead guy would you be? (skeleton, vampire, etc.)

ML

How would you behave if you were The Mask?

Peter McDonald

Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?

Eduardo Morais

Draw a kitten stuck inside of a tuba during a band's presentation singing along

Horik

Can you draw what you imagine your average reader looks like when they get to one of the sharp left turn panels in your comics? (Bonus: draw your impression when you have a positive outlook on people, and draw another when you are feeling surly).

Get Familiar With

They say “love is in the air” does that mean that “love” is an “airborne toxin”? Will “masks” and “disinfectant” “help”? Also, Gary vs. quotation marks

Anthony B

Most creative way to de-ice a driveway?

Timmargh

I’ve only ever received one anonymous Valentine’s card; who was it from? And England versus the current cold weather.

Mike James Davis Donuts Hotdogs Hamburgers Pizzas Sandwiches Milkshakes Spaghettis Steakhunks Wetbeefs Frogs

I've always said, "There's no reason why you can't shotgun a can of beans." but due to a recently acquired bean sensitivity (which I'll push through eventually), I've been unable to impress a recent date by showing her my bean throating skills. Maybe a clever wristed artist such as yourself can provide me with a picture of what could be in order to satiate her for the time being and maybe get me that crucial third date? Ya know, until I get my bean groove back at least.

Paulio B

Do you like anchovies?

Michael C. Nachoff

I'm taking a comic book design course over the new two weekends - what the hell am I going to draw first?

Plain Zebra

You know how Major Major Major was ironically promoted to Major in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22? What would you call a kid if you wanted it to get a similarly uncanny occupation?

Microwavable!

Isn’t it weird that somewhere, right now, a bear is pooping?

CaffeineJunkie

What kinds of holidays exist in The Other End?

Evan Everett

What's your process usually look like?

Wijcher

Sometimes I think about how Caius Cosades is one of the only imperials that say N'wah, and I keep wondering whether he got a pass from an ashlander or is just a skoomed up asshole. I can say it because I'm from Europe. I have no question, just came to brag about how I'm from Europe.

Smol

I had a dream that my house was infested by inchworms but the inchworms had horse heads and feet and a glowing antenna on their noggin

Jp

The comics you and your wife make are weird and fantastic and I love them. Thank you. Please draw a feral Grinch.

wesaman

How do you handle family disputes?