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Chad Thomas

Not for nothing, but his aim on that flying carrot was impressive.

Colin Harman

Is Mother Nature also Luigi?

lolz

And here I was half expecting an "I am ready for harvest" throwback (Great shirt, BTW, I love it!)

Horik

Did Mother Nature also birth the bullet that took her baby carrot? Just asking questions.

Horik

Also: don't all mustaches taste of chees at some time or another?

rumi

that carrot was so ugly oh my god

Joel Marchewka

Can you show us the censored full-frontal dog pic so that we may live, just for a moment, like careless, uncultured plebs?

Jeff Chamberlain

In a mustache/non-mustache kiss arrangement, there is an unspoken-but-implied agreement that the non-mustacher forms the southern configuration of the kiss monolith. Any cheesey side-effects resulting from violation of said (unsaid) agreement are solely the fault of the smooth lipped perpetrator.

Chris Aardappel

When deploying a dual mustache kiss, rely on the "Spider-Man" technique for ideal mustache distribution.

Tom

I have a moustache. Should I stop applying American cheese lip balm?

Neil Kohney

Only if you’re gonna switch to jack cheese

Neil Kohney

That will be posted alongside this comic in the non patreon version tomorrow! It’s disgusting

Neil Kohney

No, it was birthed out the ass of an arms manufacturer

Zack Spiller

That carrot was asking for it as far as I’m concerned

Wijcher

Here lies Luigi, a fucked up little carrot

Martin Cooper

So that’s why I’m no good at growing carrots.

Tom

Some day students will discuss the deepness of this double feature and it's meaning for humankind