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Giuseppe Buonincontro

What's the most underrated side character from a TV series for you?

Murder Penguin

Can you draw your most unhinged character trying really hard to act normal? The higher the stakes the better, please

Kiko

Draw me plise

thisGoesNowhere

Why doesn't my mother think I'm successful even though I own a vast collection of stuffed possums?

Shakam

If you did stand up comedy what would the audience throw at you?

Ben Fisher

We're going on honeymoon to Japan next week - please draw the worst airport scenario we could have, to make us feel better about the awfulness of being in an airport.

Señor Boid

If the government was after you for one of your comics(maybe leaked a hidden torture technique), which comic would it be? And how would they annihilate you?

Doctor Islands

If you were interviewing for a programming job, what kind of computer would you use and how many gigarams would you put in it?

budokaiman

Have marissa draw you drawing gary

J.R. Murdock

What is your favorite video Game, and Gary as your favorite character from that game.

Jay Tompkins

hi i like that you've made a few lore accurate references to the Lord of the Rings by acclaimed fantasy author and insane linguist Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien. My question is if you were going to write a genre-defining epic fantasy story what would it be about. And would there be taxes in it. Thank you

Philip

Can you draw a bird that’s just about had it with the farting of the bird in front of it in the Flying V?

MrMcFluffykins

A tabby cat as an NYC detective with an unhealthy catnip addiction who has seen some things

Lane Anderson

How do you come up with such weird shit? I love it, but I am also fascinated by the weird and grotesque...

He who shall not be Meme'd

The most elegant Plié that a sentient wedge of "Stinking Bishop" cheese can do while on top of a Horta as they both sing a duet from Les Misérables.

Sean Long

I'm happy that you're finding (at least moderate) success in this field. Your comics always bring me joy, and that's been harder and harder to come by recently. If you could please draw something that brings YOU joy, I'd appreciate it. And if it's your kid or something I swear to God

Justin Campbell

If you were a jrpg or anime protagonist, what would your cool and impractical weapon of choice be?

Horik

Is there any idea you've had that you were just too afraid to actually draw? If so, draw the opposite of that! Banish that thought!

Rafe

Growing up did you ever play the OG Oregon Trail game? If so, who did you choose for your party and could you please draw your favorite demise?

Shannon and Al

After you and Marissa come up with an idea, how long does it take you to draw it? Also, if the really fat dog upstairs had a superpower, what would it be?

Darcy Frear

I recently passed a floofy puppy the size of a potato - can you draw him? I miss him so much.

Ian Neel

It’s my son James’ 7th birthday this month. Can you draw him Minecraft?

TuesdayChocolate

What would the heat death of the universe look like?

Evan Quinlan

What do you do to avoid burnout? Also could you draw a pair of the spring loaded shoes that make you jump higher from those commercials, but for adults?

Peepeepoopoo

Can you draw a screaming frog surrounded by fire? I’m thinking of making this my first tattoo.

Paulio B

Is your name pronounced kohney or kohney or a different third way I haven't thought of?

Uisci

If you could design a brand new "Wonder of the World" what would it look like and where would it be?

rumi

can you draw your favorite superhero fighting a tortilla and losing?

Waboodoo

Please draw your zodiac signs. Fighting, hugging, or in any way that reflects your opinions of zodiac signs.

CaffeineJunkie

My cat runs around the house meowing from room to room after he's pooped. Why is this? What is he saying?

ML

Draw your vision of a Thanksgiving dinner gone right

Magnolia ThunderThighs

I finally got a job after a full year of unemployment. How long do you think it will be before I get the dead-eye stare of a 50-year-old stripper?

Chris Embury

What is your favorite type of ice cream? What is the last movie that you saw and really liked? Do you see a hair stylist or do you go to a Supercuts type place? What video game have you played the most?

Patrick Bonner

Will you draw a self-conscious bear shitting in the woods?

Peter McDonald

We're on holiday in Turkey this week - please draw something about Turkey with no research (I knew sweet fa about the place before coming)

Plain Zebra

What is your favorite guilty snack? I’m fond of dark chocolate with creamy JIF peanut butter.

CerialPhreak

What are some of the dark places you think the Muppets go to when not on camera?

Tom

I am pretty sure, you know the secret of the Easter Bunny and his hidden motives.

Billy

What should I make from the yarn I make out of this alpaca fluff my neighbor gave me? It's a beautiful brown. Feel free to draw the alpaca itself judging whatever I make.

Michael C. Nachoff

What do the critters on K2-18 b look like and who should Earth send to them (permanently) for scientific experiments? Asking for a non-partisan friend.

Get Familiar With

If dogs ran things, would tv be better or worse? Also, Gary vs network executives.

Omnicient Crow

What would a human evolved to draw cartoons as its primary function look?

John Feiler

Draw the most disturbing cartoon you can think of to celebrate Arbor Day.