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Hey! Quick lil update. You know how I went on that bachelor party weekend a couple weeks ago? Well the wedding to remove that bachelor from

Hey! Quick lil update. You know how I went on that bachelor party weekend a couple weeks ago? Well the wedding to remove that bachelor from society is in a few weeks AND out of town. So we’re making a little vacation out of it, and subsequently there’ll be a LITTLE less patreon stuff than usual in early May. Just a heads up! I’ll try my best to keep it from being too much of a dip, though.

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Mike ChaChaCha

Should that be “I read AT my own pace”?

Chad Thomas

She can't keep getting away with this?! 😭

Neil Kohney

Yup… this is what I get for posting before running it by Marissa one last time

Shawn

Honey bunches of mint butter sounds like my cup of tea

I_need_more

I don’t know about her vocabulary being ‘fine’ but sure…

Neil Kohney

In my defense, she’s at work and I dumb

Lumphammer

(Fifth page, “I read a my own pace”)

Simon Fox

In the voice of Super Luigi from the popular video game The Super Mario and Super Luigi Siblings: "I read-a my own pace!"

Lumphammer

This is awfully relatable, thank you.

Mike ChaChaCha

Hey, that is the benefit of early Patreon posting :p

Kathlyn E

Fuck if that ain't the truth tho. I read one serious book, but I'm also plowing thru 10 smutties as side pieces.

Matt A

Cheesecake factory menu might be my favorite tombstone

Lane Anderson

As an exmormon, it brought me great joy to see the book of mormon right there 😂

Rick E. Bear

I feel seen and not in a good way.

TheGreatSilenc3

As someone that has never seen Les Miserables but decided my first venture should be the unabridged novel, spent over a month "reading at my own pace" only to learn from the person that recommended it that I havent even met the main character yet, I felt this.

Ash

Fuck Ulysses right in its fucking ear. Finishing that is more about your personal capacity for suffering than any hypothetical virtue it might possess.

Scott Wilhelm

I got a gang bang of characters in the translated book im reading. A Nörwegian örgy of names I can not pronounce or remember.

Victor Egger

That's a lot of large books.

CaffeineJunkie

This was absolutely amazing. Def. felt targeted by this comic. Well done.

windrapier

It was like a jump scare

Dirk Bergstrom

Me and my one non-fiction book per year.

Horik

I am so glad to finally discover that honey bunches of mint butter "is food"

Uisci

I always knew books were slutty like that.

Kyle Tulk

Enjoy the vaycay! Brings new meaning to burying books 🤣

Kyle Tulk

More errors less spelling make me go HA

Jeremy

Boo! I laughed while driving. I almost died. I say Boo!

Peter Hollo

I never finished Book (Jungle) either.

Oneiros

It's okay that you couldn't handle Fellowship of the Fly. I couldn't either. I hear if you persevere through The Return of the Conch it gets really good but I just couldn't.

Fílos

I didn’t realise burial was an option… Cervantes it’s time to take you off the shelf and, well, I really enjoyed the first bit but you’re just too damn long (sniff) so it’s time to rest

Wijcher

Lot of James Joyce in the ground I reckon

Nick L

Cheesecake Factory menu 😂 Yes.

Rodney Wilder

LotF: Fellowship of the Fly has all my money. Adapt this, Peetear Yaksung!