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*Lawyernator activates his special move “Nobody likes deadbeat Dads”: punches ice slice straight through to his guts and rips them out. He gives them a sniff for some incomprehensible reason too
**The judge announces that the next section of the hearing is tickle time, and drops both lawyers with his special feather he keeps under his robe.
***The Lawyernator is about to deliver an excellent opening statement but is immediately slammed by Ice Slices overpowered “I OBJECT!!!” ability, nope-ing Lawyernator so hard his muscles start deflating