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A day at the zoo 1: a vote at the zoo 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-02 18:44:13
Edited:
2025-07-09 13:46:10
Imported:
2026-09
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Poll

A day at the zoo 1: a vote at the zoo 1

  • *Two groups of merpeople arguing over whether fish bottoms or fish tops are cooler 9
  • Someone flirting with a dolphin and their partner standing by angry but resigned 14
  • **someone stranded on a rock begging to be rescued 9
  • ***manatees discuss a new mana-tee t-shirt business. A sea lion spy is among them 9
  • Penguins realizing one of them is just a goose in a tuxedo. 14
  • ****penguins are crowded out by Olympic swimmers racing. Polar bears watch, pretending to be human 4
  • Ducks feeding a child bread 14
  • A man in full scuba gear despite the water being up to his ankles 8
  • A sign that says Gulf of Zoo 4
  • Gay penguin wedding 8
  • 2025-07-02
  • —2025-07-09
  • 93 votes
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Content

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 2 (officially).

And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang.

*A heated argument between the two groups of mermaids/mermen about which one is the coolest. The two groups are of cores "fish bottoms" v "fish tops"

**A person looking sunburnt, tattered clothing, exhausted, standing on a small rock in the middle of the pool with shark fins circling them, while they yell to the people watching "SEND HELP! WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING?"

***Manatees are in a business meeting to launch their startup company mana-tees, an aquatic t-shirt line. Little do they know there’s a sea lion spy amongst them.

****To the annoyance of some penguins, Olympic swimmers have cordoned off a section to hold a race. A crowd of polar bears pretending to be humans, cheer them on from the edge, while also preparing a grill...

(also! I may include multiple winners, depending on the top picks. So feel free to cast multiple votes, especially if they’re not mutually exclusive)

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