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A day at the zoo 2: a vote at the zoo 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-12 14:00:12
Edited:
2025-07-15 11:50:15
Imported:
2026-09
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A day at the zoo 2: a vote at the zoo 2

  • A monkey in a stolen zookeepers outfit arresting the now nearly naked zookeeper 5
  • It's barricaded shut, and a kid with a crayon has just scrawled "Don't Dad Open Inside" across the door 4
  • Undercover goose in with a group of visitors (the rest of the group none the wiser) 1
  • *grand opening, with 2 officials using swordfish as scissors to cut ribbon 3
  • **a tour guide tries to pull open a “push” door while shit goes down 4
  • ***gorilla bouncer lets sexy ostriches in, but not an angry fat dog 10
  • Penguin sniper on the rooftop, aiming for the goose in the tuxedo 7
  • ****burglars in their natural habitat 3
  • 2025-07-12
  • —2025-07-15
  • 37 votes
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Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 3 (officially).

And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang.

*What new* zoo is complete without a ribbon cutting ceremony! Two officials use swordfish as scissors to cut the ribbon. I think it would be hilarious to have NO audience for it, but if you want to include some people, they should be distracted by some nearby mundane incident. Like ants "escaping" from an exhibit.

**The door has a sign that says “PUSH TO OPEN” — a tour guide is fervently trying to pull the door open — the group of tourists/visitors are just behind watching him, kids are crying, dads are furious, diapers are being pooped in, moms are sweating, little girls are playing jump rope with their child-leashes — also somebody’s dog is watching a monkey flip it off in the window

***A gorilla in a tux serving as a bouncer with one of those red ropes. Some sexy looking ostriches are let in while fat dog is angry he's still in line.

****On the roof we see a bunch of burglars preparing for a heist through a skylight. One of the front windows is see through and we see a burglar being lowered by a rope. The burglars and skylight are all fenced in-together and there is a sign nearby that reads “Burglars in their Natural Habitat”

(also! I may include multiple winners, depending on the top picks. So feel free to cast multiple votes, especially if they’re not mutually exclusive)

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