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Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 2”: “A gorilla in a tux serving as a bouncer with one of those red ropes. Some sexy looking ostriches are let in while fat dog is angry he's still in line” and “Penguin sniper on the rooftop, aiming for the goose in the tuxedo”

So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.

And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO

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Stephen Rigg

A bunch of geese in the cage being watched over by penguin jailors

Melontine

Someone walking on a tightrope from one end of the cage to the other. Maybe remove the floor turning it into a pit or fill it lava.

The Serpent, The Sinner & The Saint

Clearly the band from the Titanic goes there, still playing. They went down with the ship, but were rescued and are now on display. Because why wouldn’t you want the band from the Titanic in your zoo?

Willow ❤️

Ik this isn’t the right place but when we get to the food cart. Can we get the guy who turned into a pizza selling pizza with his pepperoni nips

Basingstoke Kev

A shark suspended in a glass tank of formaldehyde.

MB

A lion, carefully building a ship in a bottle

Peter Banting

A bunch of monkeys with metal files trying to break out of the cage, just like in “Olive, the Other Reindeer”

Chris Knutson

Can I downvote this one? No offense taken.

Chris Knutson

Let's just put pizza guy and his pizza cart next to the cage.

Chris Knutson

Flying Spaghetti Monster in the cage, and the cage is surrounded by poorly costumed pirates protesting. Maybe also a group of Puritan counter-protesters?

Willow ❤️

I love this idea. You’re a genius

Ian Smith

A kid named Florge who wet his pants and is eating a popsicle and looking at a knocked out zookeeper in his underwear while his parents ask a zookeeper to help find Florge because they lost him but the zookeeper is actually three marmots who are disguised as a zookeeper trying to break out of the zoo

Christopher Avery Neal

Influencer gibbon filming a GRWM (needs more but I figure someone else in here’s ideas will gel with it)

Spadetail

A bear sewing goose tuxedos

Billy

Since this is the smallest of the three cages, I just want to say go-go dancers.

Anthony Biondo

a bear that thinks it is a political prisoner because of his subversive hairstyle, and is trying to explain this to passersby

Sunnyrea

A bunch of zoo keepers packed too tightly, one or two trying to get human guests to let them out

KP

A barbershop quartet lined up in the cage singing while holding a python amongst the four of them and the singers are animals. Maybe grizzly bear, racoon, opossum, aaaaand axolotl?

SR

A man dressed up in a lion costume, with lingerie over it, doing a burlesque show

Feed Me Mana

I think thats where the lost children should be kept, with a free coffee/candy machine

Robin Langford

A goat walking a tightrope between the two flag poles

Erich

A giraffe is at one end of the cage, using its long neck to make out with another giraffe that is free on the outside of the zoo wall.

Tom

The voting is kinda tame, isn't it?

sander alberts

A large monster, with a hatch on the top to drop (un)willing guests with where an executioner cat pulls a lever to drop em in. Following this is a staircase with a large queue of people guarded by incredibly buff dogs (with large asses per the requirements) to stop people getting out

Lulu

I second this, but the cage is actually a mimic, enticing visitors to reach through the bars to their peril.

bum eyes

a jabbering lunatic thrashing around, shaking the bars, clawing at the visitors, and shrieking "WHO'S THE REAL AMIMALS?!?" while his orangutan cagemate applies for a small business loan.

Steve Hehe

Just some guy being bored

Jeff Chamberlain

Goose sniper balancing one-legged on one of the flagpoles aiming at Penguin sniper

Fílos

One of those cartoon spiky bubbles used to denote a fight with fists and paws sticking out (like Asterix or Bugs Bunny). However, the visitors are horrified. One of them looks like they might be sick. Another has fainted.

Eric Larson

A peacock trying to get everyone to notice that the points and flags make his cage the tallest

Vand

An antelope with horns that are so large they’ve begun are causing the ceiling to be pushed upwards at the tentpoles