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Our winning picks from “a day at the zoo 3”: “Feral clowns”

So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature guests, animals, additional scenery, whatever.

Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.

And we’re gonna keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO

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Ian Neel

Hot dog cart labeled “zoo meat”

Stephen Rigg

Penguins working together to steal ice from a slushie machine run by a person who has clearly dealt with this before.

Spadetail

Feral clown food

Sue

I want an animal in a human suit. Also I want pickles involved somehow

Kathlyn E

A vendor selling cabbages and children crying because who likes cabbages?! And a monkey stealing the cabbages on the top of the cart. Some of the cabbages are on fire because why not?

Lane Anderson

Food cart, but only illegal things

Steven Barrie

A hot dog / lemonade stand named The Sour Weiner

SuperNar3k

Hot dogs but they're real dogs

Willow ❤️

Pepperoni nipple guy selling pepperoni nipple balloons

sander alberts

Which is sold by a dog, and bought by another group of dogs

Shadowphoenix

Haunted dolls and kettle corn (haunted??)

PotentPinion

Heaping pile of colorful lizards and snakes. Sign says "Reptile House Pilot Program" or something like that

Peter Banting

Khlav Kalash and Crab Juice Vendor

Aalexander Knight

It's full of guys selling stalls of guys selling stalls. It's guys and stalls all the way down

Jay Rosales

fat dog plushies and commemorative drink cups

Pete Ross

A vendor selling buffalo penguin wings and pickled clowns feet.

MrMcFluffykins

A man desperately trying to sell a controversial flavor of ice cream while a group of people aggressively protest him with nonsense signs

ML

Human-sized ice cream cone selling cone-sized humans

Kevin Zielnicki

It's the Jerk Store, and it's empty. There's a picture of a guy's face labeled "Sold Out" and the proprietor is on the phone. The guy whose face is pictured is elsewhere in the zoo.

Steve C-B

High end churro stand

Shadowphoenix

Hot dog stand. but it's just a poll in the middle and a dog in a tasteful bikini (3 tops to cover all the nips, it's a classy place after all). Various creatures standing around with singles and a nun staring disgusted at a guy offering Mardi gras beads instead

Jp

A stand selling small children to be tossed to the clowns

Melontine

A sentient daisy selling bouquets of miniature people

Fílos

Boxes of hand grenades behind glass that say “In case of ICE break glass”

Paddy Cole

A vendor struggling to sell to all the greedy children desperately gorging themselves on 'Zoo Mayonnaise'

Erich

Piles and piles of money. This is what the sniper penguin is guarding.

Paulio B

Pretzel Stand

Eric Larson

Squirrels, birds, and other live animals stocked like candy bars for sale

Nictopus

Bags of various animal poo for sale. Coz who doesn’t want some zoo poo!

Vand

The stand is selling genuine scale replicas of the merch stand itself that even include of the salesperson.

Smol

Lost children for sale