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A day at the zoo 4: a vote at the zoo 4 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-28 00:54:26
Edited:
2025-07-30 18:13:44
Imported:
2026-09
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A day at the zoo 4: a vote at the zoo 4

  • A sentient daisy selling bouquets of miniature people 2
  • *a hot dog stand, featuring a pole and dog in a tasteful bikini. A crowd surrounds 7
  • A man desperately trying to sell a controversial flavor of ice cream while a group of people aggressively protest him with nonsense signs 8
  • Hot dog cart labeled “zoo meat” 10
  • Penguins working together to steal ice from a slushie machine run by a person who has clearly dealt with this before. 7
  • Human-sized ice cream cone selling cone-sized humans 3
  • **jerk store 3
  • A sign that says: "Human" Food 0
  • 2025-07-28
  • —2025-07-30
  • 40 votes
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Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 5 (officially).

And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang.

*Hot dog stand. but it's just a poll in the middle and a dog in a tasteful bikini (3 tops to cover all the nips, it's a classy place after all). Various creatures standing around with singles and a nun staring disgusted at a guy offering Mardi gras beads instead

** It's the Jerk Store, and it's empty. There's a picture of a guy's face labeled "Sold Out" and the proprietor is on the phone. The guy whose face is pictured is elsewhere in the zoo.

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