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A day at the zoo 5: a vote at the zoo 5 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-04 13:47:56
Edited:
2025-08-07 20:27:08
Imported:
2026-09
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Poll

A day at the zoo 5: a vote at the zoo 5

  • *giraffes eating trees outside cage, while keepers eat ravenously from a bag labeled “giraffe food” 4
  • **guy claiming to be a trapped employee, but no one believes him because the sign says “real good chameleon” 6
  • ***escape scene with a hole next to crudely made dummy tiger. Escape tunnel outside zoo walls 3
  • ****a whale crammed inside the cage with a bunch of signs falsely indicating that it’s comfortable and in a healthy habitat 13
  • A bottomless pit with a sign that reads “please do not feed the pit” 6
  • An aquarium, full of fish, but not full of water for some reason 3
  • A sign that says "The most dangerous animal of all... MAN!!" and then some humans just chilling in the cage doing human stuff. 2
  • 2025-08-04
  • —2025-08-07
  • 37 votes
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Content

Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 6 (officially).

And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang.

*A couple of giraffes are eating from the trees outside the cage, while a crowd watches a zoo keeper ravenously eating from a bag labeled “giraffe food.”

**Guy trying to convince everyone he's genuinely just a zoo employee who got trapped in the cage but nobody believes him because of the sign that says "real good chameleon"

***An escape scene, with a hole dug next to a straw bed with a crudely made dummy of a tiger or something. An escape tunnel exit outside the zoo walls.

****It's the biggest cage so a whale crammed inside and a bunch of signs around it with things like: "Newly discovered!" "Land whale" "He's fine" "They all look like that" "Natural habitat: cramped dry spaces" "He loves it here!"

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This joke is Whaley good