Alright toe gang, time to officially vote on what gets officially placed here for official day at the zoo 7 (officially).
And please note there’s a character limit for polls, so if an option has an asterisk, check below for the full thang.
*A sign saying "Jimmay Stinz peed his pants on this spot in 2007 on a 6th grade Field Trip" and next to it is an adult Jimmay Stinz being laughed at by a family of turtles. 🐢
**A tiny pirate ship with tiny pirates fighting a regular size octopus while a group tiny mermaids beckon the tiny pirates to smash themselves upon their regular rocks
***Lots of little fish with sharp teeth, next to the water is a sign that says “public pool” and a very tall diving board. Someone’s arm floating at the waters surface.
****A provocative fountain, maybe the fat dog or fat lady, with water coming out of really forbidden places. And mothers trying to make their kids/husbands look the other way
*****The iceberg that killed the Titanic, with signs saying “Yes, that iceberg” and “endangered” with stairs headed underground to the viewing room with a sign that says “bigger than it looks” pointing down the stairs