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All socked up (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-27 14:50:07
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2026-10-01 15:40:54
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SR

The worst!

Jacob Sabin

What a beautiful nightmare.

Kakairo

Sometimes, I want to share what I see on Patreon. I'll wait until general release, but I have to share with my therapy group!

Neil Kohney

Honestly, I’m cool with people sharing any Patreon stuff! Just say where you got it. (Necessary disclaimer for anybody reading: don’t just systematically post everything on socials as it comes out or use it for profit)

Big Abuelita Energy

Almost reported this to Patreon for disturbing content. I'd rather fall into a pool fully clothed, than have this happen to me.

J.R. Murdock

Moist socks is the name of my band.

Lane Anderson

Doing that would also make your socks wet though

Big Abuelita Energy

Yeah, but the wet sock, dry body dissonance would be gone. And you just take a shower instead of wondering if you can air it out and move on, or if you gotta blow up the sock operation and start over.

Lulu

Oh man, I need to save this one for when someone asks how my day is going!

Matthew Tymczyszyn

Fun Fact: as a child, Niel Kohney had to stand in a snowbank waiting for the bus

He who shall not be Meme'd

A bus? Such luxury. I had to walk uphill both ways in the snow with only socks on my feet.

ParadoxPerson02

My dog drips everywhere after drinking water so I'm constantly having to avoid stepping in wet.

Horik

Oh, I have definitely shared a few of your things in an effort to drum up more public awareness and support. Your name is traveling.