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December 2025 Q&A: the Qs (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-11 01:18:21
Imported:
2026-06
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Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever), and I’ll draw the answers to be posted next Monday

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Podhearted

Tips on how to help manage my toddler daughter's tantrums and to get her to eat vegetables and protein ?

Cloftus

You're given the authority to create a new yuletide tradition that all must follow under penalty of law. What is the new global tradition?

Philip

Hi! Hope the year has been treating you well! Besides the Mustache Kiss™️, are there any other special kiss techniques out there?

Simon Fox

Finish the song lyric... "Tramps like us, baby we were born to (blank)!"

Kano Marvel

Would you please show us your characters' holiday potluck?

Horik

You are tasked with recruiting 8 replacement reindeer. What are their names? (And do they have any special features?)

Jared Bruce

How would a Great Dane and a dachshund look in your art style?

Eli Pinkerton

How many pigs do you think about on a weekly basis?

Shakam

What do you get someone for Christmas who already owns a halberd?

mm

Your favorite season celebrating your favorite holiday on your favorite month

Kevin King

How did fat dog's skydiving lesson go?

JK JK

How many pickles can be put in a largish mouth at the same time?

Ian Neel

From my son: “Why do people always say 6-7 at school?”

rumi

what’s your favorite type of cat?

Paul Koepke

What kind of martial arts would pig and fat dog do, and how would a fight between them turn out?

Paul Koepke

Will Modesty Goose ever make a comeback?

Zihuatanejo

How does your comic release schedule on Patreon align with other platforms (such as Reddit, tiny whatever-it’s-called, etc.)? Sometimes I see comics on Reddit that I don’t think I’ve seen on Patreon, when it seems like it should be the other way around. And in answering this question please draw an anthropomorphic stalk of broccoli masturbating. Thank you.

J.R. Murdock

Who really delivers Christmas Presents? And Fat Dog and Pig giving each other gifts that they're not happy to give or receive.

Big Abuelita Energy

This question took a hard left at the traffic light at the end

Señor Boid

I have been a good boy all year long (except for March 1st at exactly 12:00 am where I thought it was a leap year and we all know that doesn't count). What's the best gift I can get from Santa?

Big Abuelita Energy

Teacher here, I can't answer this... But I've resorted to counting from 1 to 6 then jumping to 8, before going back to 7, then 9. I've forgotten why I'm dying on this Alamo hill, but I've locked in my opposition just as much as they've locked into the meme. I lost in the skibidi wars last year, but I will win this one

Jay Tompkins

People keep asking me about the Great Hog Hunt. I refuse to answer. I think it would be cool to see a drawing of a pig with mushrooms growing from it's back. A Mushpig, if you will. I won't.

Jay Tompkins

FUCK I TYPED IT'S WHEN I SHOULD HAVE TYPED ITS

Alex English

Can you draw "Absolute Batman" in your style?

Jon Auerbach

An alien lands at the North Pole and extrapolates the rest of Earth from that experience

Uisci

I'm out of stuffing but the turkey must be stuffed!! Whatever shall I stuff if with??

KP

Where did Santa get all that CAKE?

Vand

Since Santa gives gifts to Good children and Krampus kidnaps Evil children. Who visits the Neutral children?

The Senate

Are people allowed to take your patreon comics and post them to imgur? (I've seen it once or twice) If not: draw what you think those heathens would look like. If so: pretend it's not and then draw what those heathens would look like.

reunitedmind

A discerning, slightly grumpy, but passionate rabbit who laughs at the absurdity of the world. Also he speaks French.

ParadoxPerson02

Were you uncertain//anxious about how others would react to your work when you first started, or did you just kind of say "screw it" and bless everyone with it without a care? Also, a group of tough looking aliens aggressively playing your favorite card game.

wesaman

Everyone is left with a questionable diet

wesaman

So if we colonize other planets, how is Santa going to add aliens into the naughty and nice list? They may not agree to his choices..

CaffeineJunkie

As a proud dad of two boys under 10, my cursing is limited to G-rating sayings like “Hoover dam” and “Shiitake Mushrooms.” Sadly I think I’ve overused them and in desperate need of new ones. What should I try out next?

Claire

What were the best and worst Christmas gifts you've ever received?

ML

Tell me happy birthday without telling me happy birthday

Waboodoo

Santa's elves are unionizing

Lako

What do you want for Christmas?

1(one) Andrei Filip

Just draw me a crisp, fat dog having a hot beverage my guy, and have a happy and refreshing end of the year!

Glen

What was the most memorable thing the child you really wanted for Christmas but never received?

hipcheck

Christmas started as a pagan thing. What a pagan holiday that we're really missing out on right now?

Peter McDonald

What's your favourite Christmas song?

Big Abuelita Energy

I wanna draw fan art of fat dog fighting a rabbit thing to try new fings. What is fat dog's preferred art of the martial persuasion? Also, hope y'all are chillin

Timmargh

If you had to be addicted to something, what would you choose? And I just got a new motorised wheelchair, so please draw a tricked-out, Inspector Gadget style chair.

Paulio B

Please draw your favorite hot dog

budokaiman

Which other end character do you most resemble

MrMcFluffykins

A very festive cow who now wonders if they have gone too far with Christmas decorations

Irregular Shed ⾕ Steve Anderson

Christmas 1983, my granddad died. Christmas 1984, my parents split up. I've hated Christmas for over 40 years - what can you do to make me not hate it?

Uwiththeface

I take the characters out of your comics to make stickers for my messages. I don’t have one for crying laughing yet. Think you could whip up a good one for me?

Sammie Pittman

What are some of your favorite television shows? Cartoons, Sitcoms, etc?

Marcus Kaeso

What question would you ask Pinocchio's apparently omniscient nose?

Legi Temal

Someone just Invited me to a White Elephant party in 3 weeks. What's the most random possible gift I can give em?

Cayrs

Draw yourself an eggnog in your mind only, and have a well-deserved break

Justin Campbell

If you could grant any single species of animal a hive mind equal to or likely esceeeding human intelligence, what would you choose and why

Wijcher

Hello canigettuuh somehow muscular skeleton trying to open a can of consensed milk for those sweet calcium gains? also they're named Chris? Tryna gain some Chris mass?? Eh? EH??

Peepeepoopoo

What is Santa really carrying in that huge sack of his? 🤨

Jason Kokal

can you draw some dinosaurs? Dealer's choice on the dino and activity they are doing