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You know Santa? (Patreon)

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2025-12-22 16:55:50
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2026-10-01 15:36:06
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Shakam

I know I say it every year, but Santa is a selfish lover.

PrineSwine

I think you mean a little *peek* but the mom might get a little peak?

Colin Harman

What a coincidence, as a child I too slept with an axe in my bed on Christmas Eve

Oneiros

So where uh... Where can I get one of these waterproof silicone suction vibrators without any of the weird patterns?

Sunnyrea

He knows how to keep a woman

Zihuatanejo

When my daughter was about 5, she pulled me aside one Christmas and told me that if I see Santa, to tell him that he is good and that she likes his presents. ...No joke, just a little bit of wholesome Christmas cheer for everyone. Merry Christmas.

Alan Robertson

Totally makes sense because judging from Dad's coffee mug he's a very considerate lover ;)

K Smith

he heard her singing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" and said "I can make that happen 👀"

Lucas

Um actually, that's clearly a halberd

Colin Harman

aww man, you're right. Back to being the only one who slept with an axe in my bed as a child on Christmas Eve.

Eightyfourmer

Judging by the mug they're morning sex people. Or he doesn't want people to talk to him during the day.

He who shall not be Meme'd

Fat Dog is only a yellow belt which is why Santa wasn't concerned. After all, Santa has a black belt.

Keys

The kids took a big peak though

hipcheck

I love the autobiographical ones!

Horik

For some people, that mug would meam living in a world of silence. 😆 Also, where can I sign up my dog for karate lessons?

Ash

He understands her needs.

Milust

How romantic

Matt A

Awwwwwww

PrineSwine

And then posted the unfixed version on Reddit, just to mess with me.

Discrete

Me from Instagram I need me 4 more panels of waterproof vibe usage por favor.

Acharoch

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

jackheathwriter

Every year I'm horrified by how readily that kid rats out his mum