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A fictional scenario featuring fictional characters talking about even more fictional characters (Patreon)

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2026-01-30 15:53:25
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2026-10-01 15:33:51
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Andrew S

Love the subtle "Science Bitch" detail.

Steve C-B

Not sure how you got a live recording from the White House but this is great journalism!

Get Familiar With

Excellent start, but I think we need MANY MORE examples of what would happen. I'm not sure I completely understand.

Stargyde

J.E. + D.T. <3. ;)

Daniel Gore

I wonder what protagonist would take the longest

Fílos

Scientists need to know the Nuremberg Principle applies to them too! The scoundrels

Samuel Harrison

Somehow you've managed to write this in a way where I hear it in a worse version of his already terrible voice

Katyna Smith

Dungeon Crawler Carl and Donut simultaneously bomb and laser eyes him while Elle frost blasts him

Jacob Duenke

Always searching for these hidden gems. Never disappointed lol

Cayrs

This cuts deeper than Hannibal's scalpel.

Scott Benson

The tortoise from the tortoise and the hare

hipcheck

Ha! This is...this is...this is actually depressing. Thanks a lot, funnypeople! While you're at it why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

Andrew

It's kind of gurgly.

J.R. Murdock

I love Fat Dog in the last panel LoL

Shawn

I wanna know who's Science Bitch #1, good play with 4&7 tho ;)

B Sichling

Batman decides to be more flexible on the "no killing" thing, Spider-Man says a lot of really funny stuff before the web noose, and Super Mario...it's better if we don't say.

Chris Knutson

I think it's better if we do say, but of course I'm Hannibal Lecture. (No relation.)

Chris Knutson

Wouldn't it be crazy if our president really did look like a lump of orange silly putty in an ill-fitting suit, and didn't give two shits about anything that didn't effect himself directly? That'd be super weird.

Billy

So long as Schmobert F. Barnaby, Jr. and his brainwyrm die horribly before me, I'll be good.

Thomás Müller

Fortunately, the Science Bitches™ knew who they were dealing with and did bring in Fat Dog as a security measure. Good bitches, you science ones!

Not Alain

They even had the people of Planet Neutral from Futurama in the model and they had some very strong feelings.

RLB52

The framed pictures in the back are hilarious 😂

Zihuatanejo

I'm so glad this comic depicts such a highly fictional scenario and we absolutely do not have to be concerned with anything even vaguely similar to this in real life.

K Smith

as a person who was born and raised in DC, I have always feared a Luke Skywalker type situation where someone (understandably) retaliates against the empire by blasting the whole city. With that in mind I would humbly request that they concentrate their laser beam radius to within the Capitol Hill region. But i also understand if that's impossible due to logistical reasons. Thank you for your consideration

jackheathwriter

Hahahaha, this comment is EXCELLENT 👏

jackheathwriter

"Bluey mauls you, the mouse from Ratatouille feeds you a poisoned beef Wellington, and Rick Moranis shrinks you then stomps on you..."

Matt A

Everyone needs to see this. What is the best way to share this with every single person

Riiki

I see you dog...DO YOUR DUTY

jackheathwriter

Hey, if Rick Moranis isn't fictional how come no-one's seen him since 1997, Rickle me that