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Hey hey! Sorry I’ve been a little quieter than usual this week. Just had surgery (pretty minor and all good news, but had me sweating the past week). But here’s a new comic to tide y’all over and should be getting back into the groove of things. Got all sorts of tasty Patreon treats scheduled out and coming soon

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Big Abuelita Energy

Thank you for the comic Neilissa, my hands were starting to shake, and itch

hipcheck

Those are typos in the first page, right? I'm not lose mind, right?

KP

Never drive a car while eating aged egg salad. Stupid car ruined a wonderful experience for me

Big Abuelita Energy

Warm summer oysters is a terrifying sentence... Anyway, back to my extra rare grilled chicken

Eightyfourmer

Many of the lines make them sound like Russian acting American. Did the Russians replace Neil because he doesn't like Trump?

Murder Penguin

Okay but as someone with OCD this is actually how OCD works. I got extremely sick after sitting on one particular couch and never sat on it again

Rimbo (he-him)

Even my wife busted up laughing at this one. She usually just gets annoyed when I share comics with her.

Zihuatanejo

Terrifying sentence, or excellent band name?

Kyuujin

I hope you feel better soon. Medical stuff is never fun to go through. Wishing you safe and quick healing process 💜

Alyssa Steinhardt

I love new comic days. My absolute favorite. Glad the surgery went well!

Zihuatanejo

There's an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is talking about the last time he threw up, which was on a specific date that he remembered because it was the same date as the last time he had thrown up prior to that. The first time I watched that episode I thought about how long it had been since I had thrown up, and then later that evening I got seriously ill out of nowhere and started throwing up. All of which doesn't make for much of a story, but it would be a much better one if I was able to remember the date.

Neil Kohney

Fixed! (I think… it’s been a long week)

hipcheck

Makes me realize that we never ask the couch if it's comfortable! Obv. not going anywhere near JD Vance territory, but will no one think of couches?

Jacob Sabin

Hope you rest up well, Neil! Take your time and relax. Wish yinz all the best. 🤙❤

Paul Koepke

You can pry my warm summer oysters from my cold, dead hands.

Kevin Hines

You had surgery and you sometimes sit in chairs. Just putting this out there.

Not Alain

This may explain why I don't want to Return To Office since I got sick one time after eating raw chicken thighs for lunch

Zihuatanejo

Weirdly enough, my stomach is feeling a teensy bit unwell today, so there's a chance this non-story might end up with one hell of an update.

Eightyfourmer

You are right. I probably was doing wrong thinkings.

jackheathwriter

Yeah, I can never predict whether I'll be husband of the year for sharing a TOE comic or if she'll just stare at me like I'm insane 😂

Milust

Wait a minute. This actually makes sense. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NEIL!!?

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So was the surgery to add additional sweat glands or remove existing? The note isn’t clear.