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I do not fear death (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-20 15:00:14
Edited:
2026-10-01 15:31:40
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Alex

This is possibly the funniest comic I’ve ever read.

Big Abuelita Energy

The fact he had to give that warning... What happened...

Jacob Sabin

I guess if you are gonna commit necrophilia, then you would want it to be as clean as possible. Wait... no, uhhhhh... I didn't, that's not...... Hey, uhh, fbi agent? That wasn't me, that was my uh, uhhhh... ROOMMATE, yeah, my roommate wrote that. Not, not me. No sir-ree, I would never uh, never say that. Uhh, okay, have a nice day catching all those FREAKS online, mr. fbi agent sir or ma'am. 😬

Justin

Asking the real questions.

Plain Zebra

I like how the first two panels are like a reality show confessional with the bathroom screen cut in as an anecdotal reference. Like this is not the first time a corpse was inconveniently discovered, and the bodies aren’t the problem, rather the seemingly arbitrary limitations of cordial roommate sharing policies of items located in communal spaces.

Horik

Pushy roomy, never letting you have any fun...

Jeff Buckner

Thought this was going to be a perfectly timed Chuck Norris joke. Glad it was funnier than that.

Fílos

Lmao

Ash

Completely valid to not want to room with someone who doesn’t know how to have fun.

Not Alain

Death knows him too well

jackheathwriter

I had a roommate like that once, he kept doin' it with my work corpses

M W

Finally, another degenerate like me.