A house most haunted 13 (Patreon)

Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 12”: “A sexy rose with a man in its mouth lounging on the bed, making come hither eyes at the world's hottest flower (maybe a tulip?).”

and so we’ve filled up all the rooms. But we’re not done yet! I want you guys to suggest as much final bullshit you’d like added anywhere and everywhere in the house, and I’ll put my favorite suggestions in the final version.

Go nuts!