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Hamburger helper (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-02 20:00:08
Edited:
2026-10-01 15:29:19
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Shakam

These Cooking Channel/Investigation Discovery crossovers are starting to get a bit contrived.

Kevin Just

That one's dark 😲

Chud

Finally someone who can nail Hamburger Helper's cold eyes that hide a soul in turmoil

Jon Auerbach

The most delicious box dinner ever

Charlee

Awww poor burger. My lil Millennial heart was waiting for the California Raisins to come in and save him

J.R. Murdock

It was never said Helpful is a good way.

Jessica Radzwilowicz

We may have our disagreements about Lefty's choice here, but I think we can all agree that the cheeseburger flavor of Hamburger Helper was the best option.

Rimbo (he-him)

First panel, I'm thinking, "Wait, isn't the point of Hamburger Helper to Help Her Hamburger Help Her ... Make a great meal?"

Uisci

I could go for a nice wet cheeseburger

Milust

I TOLD YOUR ASS NOT TO GO IN THERE!

Not Alain

When I was a kid, I had a weird fear of him. After reading this as an adult, I feel validated.

Cjnchimaera

My god, what a monster. Who eats hamburgers with a fork and knife?!

Chris Knutson

Burgers can be so innocent and trusting.

ParadoxPerson02

Now we need the Helper Hamburger to put a stop to this madhand's mischief immediately!!

KimPineFan420

The Hitcher (1986) if it was called The Hamburger Hitcher (1986)

Nam Graf

Lefty used to ask himself why he didn't take that Disney gig back in the early 70's when he had the chance, like his brother Righty. His brother would party every night with the mice and the ducks, but for Lefty, the fate of the burgers he "helped" would gnaw away at his soul and keep him awake until the wee hours of the morning. But after almost 50 years on the job... he's grown numb to the screams and the pleading, the hungry smacks and slurps of his clients. He just doesn't question it anymore. Whenever he spots a happy-go-lucky hamburger walking down the city streets, all Lefty sees anymore is a few ounces of ground beef and a job that needs doing.

Freddrick Florent

Fr I was wondering why this wasn't saved for Halloween lmaooo

Lew Basnight

Working the rough chuckles today. I wish you could add sound to the comic to include that sick little "tee-hee!" or am I thinking of the dough boy?

Stuart O'Reilly

That first panel is fantastic, beautiful work.