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A gassy little station 2: pump a vote 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-08 20:49:05
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2026-09
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A gassy little station 2: pump a vote 2

  • * Hank Hill checking the propane levels, looking incredibly concerned at everyone using the pumps 16
  • ** a family of cowpoke-type country folk are tryna find a way to put a quarter in the dern thing 5
  • It's actually an illegally parked submarine that is getting booted. The captain is very upset 13
  • ***video game guys painting it red to indicate it can be blown up 3
  • No idea how to pull it off, but have a submarine that looks alarmingly like the propane tank saying "TARGET ACQUIRED." 2
  • let's see an enamored gray whale trying to woo the tank. The whale should be very hot, thirsty, maybe sweaty? 18
  • 2026-05-08
  • 57 votes
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Hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 3” (officially)

And hey! There’s a character limit on poll options, so if there’s and asterisk, check out the whole option below…

*Hank Hill (from King of the Hill) checking the propane levels, looking incredibly concerned at everyone using the pumps, saying something like "Those boys ain't right"

**Okay, this is going to be unpopular because it has nothing to do with submarines, and also because I am unpopular. I think that maybe a family of cowpoke-type country folk are tryna find a way to put a quarter in the dern thing so’s little [fun country folk name] can have a whirl on the ol’ so-and-so.

***A guy in overalls paints the tank bright red while a bunch of guys wearing body armour and holding guns with big health bars above their heads stand around next to it chatting. It would be TERRIBLE if a video game protagonist were to come along later and shoot at it.

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