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Our winning pick from “A gassy little station 7: pump a vote 7” was ……. “Two charity car washes: one with sexy ladies, the other with overweight men, and the driver at the women one is bummed he didn’t get the other one.”

So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “A gassy little station 9”!

as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier

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Ian Neel

A sign for Kohney Gas, displaying prices for viewing, sampling, or bathing in the gas

Vand

Snake oil is listed at $$$

Zihuatanejo

Is that ... is that Sexy Waldo? Neil, you doll.

Shoe Ghost

a completely random politician on a ladder trying to forcibly lower gas prices by changing the numbers with a brand name marker pen. could be anyone really, dealers choice.

Zihuatanejo

Regular Gas: $5.73 Sexy Gas: $573.29 Just Sex (No Gas): $0.29

Rimbo (he-him)

ok NOW we've gotta get Captain Ahab peerin at the whale from behind the sign

Peter Banting

It should be called “The Gas-Whole” with the convenience store called “Grab-n-Get Out” and the fast food place “Greasy Grub Shovers”.

Fivefinger Delta

A ladder propped against the sign and Ahab leaping off, mid air holding his harpoon above his head with both hands.

Pontiac Vixen

An employee is yelling at a witch on a broom changing the price of gas to a baby's face.

Plain Zebra

A bee pissing on the BP logo Calvin-style, with gas prices listed as: 1. Electric $0.69 (with “nice” graffiti next to it) 2. Whole $4.20 3. Neat $1.00

Kno Problem

Robert Reich, he'd find it funny

KP

Kohnies Alternative Fuels Whale Oil Angel Tears Childhood Spirit (You pick the best prices)

Mike Metzler

Gas Diet Gas Caffeine-free Diet Gas Baja Blast Gas

Paul Koepke

The little creep guy crawling head-down holding a suspicious, small, wet bag a la Dracula crawling like a lizard.

Cjnchimaera

Baseball cap, top hat, and propeller hat in order from least to most expensive.

Cjnchimaera

It's a giant slot machine, and Paul Bunyan just won the jackpot.

M W

The nip nips

Morgan Engel

I didn't know Waldo was so cut. This is canon now. Or is this Wally?

Peter Banting

And the car wash “Gushing Wet”

Zihuatanejo

Since there isn't very much to draw or be creative with here, I'm gonna add as an optional addition that there is a person (or possibly multiple people) posing suggestively around the sign, presumably to transact with. To the extent this makes the price(s) for the service(s) self-evident is an exercise I leave to the artist.

Zach Perez

Wigs: curly (price = hand with cash), clown (hand with more cash), clown with hat and mustache (hand with gold coins)

Corty

I want one of the gas prices signs to SOMEHOW been modded to play the classic videogame "Doom"