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A gassy little station 8: pump a vote 8

  • A sign for Kohney Gas, displaying prices for viewing, sampling, or bathing in the gas 14
  • A ladder propped against the sign and Ahab leaping off, mid air holding his harpoon above his head with both hands. 17
  • Gas Diet Gas Caffeine-free Diet Gas Baja Blast Gas 11
  • Regular Gas: $5.73 Sexy Gas: $573.29 Just Sex (No Gas): $0.29 12
  • *It should be called “The Gas-Whole” with the convenience store called “Grab-n-Get Out” and the fast food place “Greasy Grub Shovers”. 1
  • 2026-07-13
  • 55 votes
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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, time to officially vote on what gets officially added here for “a gassy little station 9” (officially)

*And the car wash “Gushing Wet”

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Sara A

I feel like the ahab one could go with some of the others, like #2, #3, and #5 together would be my prefence

Zihuatanejo

Looks like it didn't survive the transition to the poll, but for whatever it might be worth I included the following as an addendum to the sexy gas suggestion: "Since there isn't very much to draw or be creative with here, I'm gonna add as an optional addition that there is a person (or possibly multiple people) posing suggestively around the sign, presumably to transact with. To the extent this makes the price(s) for the service(s) self-evident is an exercise I leave to the artist."