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Our winning picks from “not even earth 3: even a vote 3” were ……. “Two dune worms having a romantic evening. Picnic blanket, basket, and smooches” and “Big hands grabbing and opening the arch goatse style”

So now make your suggestions in the comments below for what you want to see added here for “not even earth 5”!

as always, I’ll pick some of my favorite suggestions (along with your top picks based on likes) to put in a poll for the interactive comic tier

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Sara

Group of alien teen girls with shopping bags while a loser alien girl trails behind

Rimbo (he-him)

Wallace & Gromit stepping out of the rocket, looking for cheese

Jacob Sabin

Wallace and Gromit scooping chunks of that sweet (Mars?) cheddar out of the surface.

Philip

A hopscotch board with alien children happily playing, but there is one suspiciously older-looking alien getting side-eye from one of the children.

Robin Langford

C3PO dressed as an American tourist and looking very lost

Secretlymadeofworms

A regular mustached guy hammering in a coming soon sign for a Kohney Gas station

so-crates

Lewis, Clark, and Sacagawea looking very, very lost.

Cody

Aliens Naruto running towards a cardboard cut out of a lady alien.

Paul Koepke

Neil, I love your work so I hate to be a critic, but: in order to be authentic the left hand really needs a gold wedding band. Next time study your source material more closely. Give it a good, hard look. Really delve into it.

The Grand Admiral

Bigfoot in full gear jogging in place whilst waiting waiting at a red light.

Jon Auerbach

An alien "god" forcing the cast of the original Star Trek to re-enact their old adventures, a la the classic Futurama episode Where No Fan Has Gone Before.

Michael W

The fattest of fat dogs, jabba the hutt style, hanging out on a barge

carmanut

I second what you said, but instead of the older alien, it's a poorly disguised astronaut.

underscore

A moustachioed, pot bellied man in the follow through of a golf stroke trying to get it in the hole where the astronaut and flag are.

Guy

A dude in a still suit sniffing some blue stuff of the sand and his eyes go all swirly as he can see through time

Gundamshark

Master Chief t-bagging a a peaceful alien he just shot and a crowd of protestors have gathered.

JK JK

Easter Island statues mining more Easter Island statues

Jacob Sabin

Oh, hey! I didn't even see someone else commented this!

M W

Are you me?

Jacob Sabin

🤙 Just consider it a co-authored suggestion then

FenixVolatilis

M&M store (It only sells Mars Bars tho, its Mars&More for legal reasons...) (The More is More Mars....or is it...?)

Uwiththeface

The knights from Monty Python being chased by a space rabbit that just wants to be friends.

Robbie U

A space cop peeking his head over the cliff watching the skateboarding alien, twirling his handcuffs in anticipation of arresting the skateboard.

Thomás Müller

Amelia Earhart's plane, nose smashed against the grey rocks. Amelia is out of the plane, looking at it quite confused, scratching her head like she's thinking "How the hell did I even get here?"

Neil Kohney

I’m so sorry. In the future, I promise to do better 🙏

Paul Koepke

Yes, next time you reference a timeless Internet classic, peer deeply into the abyss so it may peer back at you