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3 bad comics scripts I’m not gonna draw (Patreon)

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2026-11-05 21:15:13
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2026-11
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As I’ve discussed previously, we write a LOT of comics, with only a small percentage actually making it to the finish line to be born as big beautiful baby comics.

These are 3 comics that got past the idea stage and into a first draft, but are unlikely to get past that. Because they are bad. Enjoy!

(Marissa wanted us to do the period one so fucking bad, I dunno what to tell ya)

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Neil Kohney

And please… PLEASE when you read “Hablet”, read it as fast as possible. That is important to the integrity of the comic

Jon Auerbach

Does dream Marisa know about the third script?

Sara A

So, the thing is, that I would very much like to see all of these

Sterling

I agree with Marissa, "I'm gonna period all over it" is a sentence that deserves to be in a comic.

Horik

Are you kidding me? These are solid GOLD! The last one could be a movie (series)!

carmanut

I'm gonna period all over these comments if Marissa doesn't get her way.

The Grand Admiral

Haha, my cousin got a "dream catcher" made by the new sister-in-law. He immediately began laughing because my other brother had been giving prank gifts for years for the white elephant exchange. It looked like fishing wire caught up with the bones of some bird that became entangled in it and died.

Ben

I’m dunno. Maybe you should do the nuts one.

Milust

Yeah, I'm gonna need to see all of these as comics. I need it on my desk Monday morning.

Uisci

Thank you for sparing me from having to Chrysalis as well. But the period one is still amazing, so +1 Marissa

SessileRaptor

Third one is a little weak but I think the other two are solid. I could picture the guy getting dragged by butterflies and it made me laugh.

Mark Smith

I thought it just ended with "You're incredibly ol-." and was perfectly happy with that ending.

Marshmallow

I mean, I love all of these and want to see them 😄

Secretlymadeofworms

I really like the first one. I like the second one but am not sure how well you could honor a period through the comics medium. The third one is great, but Gen Z and Gen Alpha dont know Freddie Kruger, and I imagine that's 95% of your audience. Is there a more current reference?

Misalanya

The butterflies one is magnificent, i can't get it out of my head

Zihuatanejo

I think the Dream Wife/Freddy Kreuger one has a lot of potential if you can figure out how to land the plane. How about Freddy goes in to the man's dreamscape, confronts the Dream Wife, and instead of killing her says something like, "THIS is how I find out you're cheating on me?"

Peter Hollo

Help, I am Australian and therefore I have no idea what Dungless Hablet is even if you say Hablet very fast. Can an American-speaker help me?

Neil Kohney

I think millennials are actually the majority. About 50% I think

Neil Kohney

It’s just funnier when said as fast as possible

Kasey McKenna

I stand with Marissa and the other commenters. The period one is pure gold it must live PLEASE.

Peter Hollo

"Hablet". By gawrsh he's right!