Van Helsing (2004) is Lame! - Talking About Tapes (#89) (Patreon)

Tony, Newt, and Crystal get October started with the most disappointing monster mash of all time, Van Helsing. In this Movie Review/Podcast they will talk about all the stuff in the film that they found lame. Like the horribly dated CGI, the forgettable monsters, and the poor attempts at action and comedy.

Famed monster slayer Gabriel Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is dispatched to Transylvania to assist the last of the Valerious bloodline in defeating Count Dracula (Richard Roxburgh). Anna Valerious (Kate Beckinsale) reveals that Dracula has formed an unholy alliance with Dr. Frankenstein's monster (Shuler Hensley) and is hell-bent on exacting a centuries-old curse on her family. Together Anna and Van Helsing set out to destroy their common enemy, but uncover some unsettling secrets along the way.

Edited by Jessica Hickson

Werewolf hunter played by Trisha from Trisha's Italy