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Voicemail #5 (Patreon)

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2021-07-19 23:23:32
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voicemail #5

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Ken Smith

Jasper was the best

Steven Seril

My iphone 5 has been screwed up all week and is being replaced with an iphone 7

Steven Seril

6:00 LOOOL he's an awesome fan

Steven Seril

The little bitty guy XD XD XD

Phishoto

“How much is LSD for the PS1?” Idk but I just gotta strip for $50

Mick

The repeat caller who slow talks and hates premieres is likely Emo Philips or on Thorazine or both. To Newt's statement at 13ish minutes--it's a lot like NASCAR--waiting for the accident so we can pretend to be upset but secretly loving it. Just a matter of time. Maybe jazz it up next time: someone can pick their nose or do something disgusting and pretend like no one is watching and horrified by it.

Alex Harman (monstermanalex)

I finally contributed to this chaos....it's awful...I dropped my phone during the 1st voicemail...I fucked it