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Bonus Clip: Newts story that goes on for WAY TOO LONG

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Ryan Blarg

Can we have a bi-weekly Patreon video where newt tells us crazy stories from his past dressed as a grandpa sitting by a fireplace (Crystals face at 4:03 looks like she is about to cry).

Dendo Star

Was very looking forward to this!

kyle miller

Newt is going to break Crystal

Mick

I found at least two American Girl camps (girls go also) and one where any doll can come along. Camp Dollhouse is in NJ, has zero information other than an application page, dates and pricing so that one seems the most terrifying of this era. Feeding fetish, huh? Well, it kept Newt's customer in money and the other one got... something out of it. Each story is an uncut gem waiting to be turned into a jewel of a short film. Hint, hint.

Mick

As long as Brazilian fart porn isn't next, need about 6 mos. to process this as it is.

Andromeda539

I have never laughed so hard at a story sober.

Andromeda539

I can't wait to hear the story that makes this sound like nothing.