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Shield Up 327: The Best Playground Lies Ever Told (Patreon)

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2025-05-02 10:00:03
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2026-06
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We've been collecting your suggestions for the best lies that were told at your school and it's finally time! Please enjoy these fake tales of bizarre deaths and sexually charged science classes.

Remember to send us your best 'misheard lyrics': bit.ly/ShieldUp

Stay safe and keep your shield up,

RKG x

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Steve Wood

How the hell did these stories spread internationally in the pre-internet era? I too heard about Mountain Dew shrinking your balls in 6th grade (due to Yellow 5 dye or something). I also recall on an early episode of PTT (or Retry) where Gav told the horrific urban legend that ends with the dead dog and, “humans can lick hands too”, and that was being passed around my elementary school in the mid-90s in South Florida.

Marta Ogonowska

I heard the "humans can lick hands too" story in Poland in the 90s! It really was EVERYWHERE.

Steve Wood

Absolutely bizarre. With the advent of the internet, sure, anything can spread anywhere. But we were so much more insulated back then.

richard

This was such a great episode. Laughed a lot.

rkg

We've got enough to come back for a Part 2 at some point!