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Shield Up 375: Bad Lines in Good Movies (Patreon)

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2026-04-03 10:00:06
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You've all been writing in with your Bad Lines in otherwise Good Movies for weeks and we've picked out the best of the (bad) bunch.

There's some absolute shockers in here but also some we think deserved a bit more sympathy for.

What do you think? What lines did we miss out? Let us know: bit.ly/ShieldUp

Stay safe and keep your shield up,

RKG x 

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Lev

He says “hockey pads”! Not pants!

Josh

Anakin's line is especially bad because it just flat out states the moral dilemma instead of showing it. It reminds of that Futurama episode where Fry writes an opera, and the robot devil says, "You can't just have the characters tell you how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

Steve Wood

"Let me see the pig talk!" should be Rory's next catchphrase.

Antony Harwood

I know Tenet is quite divisive, but I enjoy it enough for what it is and think it’s a fun spy romp with a terrific J D Washington performance. However, there’s one scene which has one of the worst lines I’ve ever heard; the heroes are going over the end of the world threat and how Kenneth Branagh is going to destroy “everyone and everything that’s EVER lived” to which Elizabeth Debicki’s character adds “including my son?” What do you reckon mate?

Adam Flensborg

Turns out most writers in good films generally know what they’re doing at it mostly comes down to the subjective interpretation. Mostly. It’s basically just people either not getting the lines, the intention or delivery, or they just don’t like the character. Not so much the line is actually bad. The Heat one is a good example. My bad bad line is from Arrival. It’s Jeremy at the end: You know I’ve had my head tilted up to the stars for as long as I can remember. You know what surprised me the most? It wasn’t meeting them. It was meeting you. Just think it’s too cheesy for this particular movie. Others might not though.

Morgan O'Connor

Definitely "hockey pads" because the imitation Batman was wearing more or less hockey pads for armor, but I now wish it was "hockey pants" because that's just phenomenal.

CHARLOTTE HALL

Listening whilst in Morrisons shopping and “fingering” made me howl with laughter in the soup isle!! Brilliant episode lads!

Zak Baldwin

Yeah I was laughing my arse off during this one because I'd never considered that the line could be heard another way. They're covered in hockey pads.