Track 1: Quality Control (Patreon)

Welcome to the first full release of a new Melandren Corporation album. This is a conceptual album that examines the life of a Sissy at M&R. If you are not part of the lockedinlace.com community:

what are you waiting for?

it is an ongoing roleplay world where you play as men who are captured by an evil corporation and turned into helpless Bimbo Sluts.

Seriously... join the community. It's free, safe and fun.

THE STORY

Every day at the Melandren Corporation, Sissies are given a series of outfits to wear. Before they are allowed to leave the wardrobe, they are inspected by a group of guards who are encouraged to find mistakes... even if there aren't any. A good Sissy should always be punished after all, even when they haven't done anything wrong. This song was built out of the ongoing role-play from the community and the narrative that the community has created about how unfair it is to always be spanked or have their chastity zapped when they are trying their hardest. Poor little things...

LYRICS

Okay girls, inspection time~ Yeah right, like we’re actually going to pass…

Alright sissies, line up straight, chin up, shoulders back Eyebrows better be on pointor she’ll have a heart attack

Hair brushed and styled, at least one set of earrings on Pupils dilated, lips done God, this checklist is so long!

Nails painted, skin so smooth, waist at the right measurement Skirt at the expected length and a super sexy female scent! Quality Control, Quality Control! We’re just pretty bimbo sissies don’t you knowNipples hard? Panties wet? SissyLink is buzzing right? It doesn't really matter, she's still spanking us tonight! Quality Control, yeah we’re doing fine But she’ll always find something wrong, every single time Arch your back and moan, and then you purse your lips This “Quality Control” is such bullshit! They want us all like horny sluts Cleavage high and show our butts Our lips all glossy and wet like sin To encourage them to stick things in

Everything is subjective, that’s what they always say Even when we’re perfect, they’ll punish us anyway

Quality Control, Quality Control! Dressing up your fucktoy bimbos is the goal Nipples hard? Panties wet? SissyLink is buzzing right? It doesn’t really matter, she’s still spanking us tonight! Quality Control, yeah, we’re doing fine! But she’ll always find something wrong... every single time Make yourself hot and wet... and then you purse your lips This “Quality Control” is such bull.....shit!

We practice every morning, we tweak and we adjust But no matter what we do we know, it’s never good enough She says “you’re not a person, you’re a product to inspect"... Then finds a fucking flaw that only she can then correct!

Quality Control, Quality Control! We're just your dressup fleshlights if you want to know! Nipples hard? Panties wet? Sissylink is buzzing right? But it doesn't really matter, she's still spanking us tonight!

Quality Control, we’re doing our best But we all know the truth… we’re never gonna pass the test Smile pretty, sissies! Cause it's time to get wrecked! This fucking “Quality Control”... IS...

Just once....just one fucking time... I'd like to see her get HER ass "getting inspected"!

Time to go get spanked girls… Tits up!

Now... go do your inspection, sissies!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Everything in the Melandren universe — the songs, the stories, the game — exists within a consensual forced feminization fantasy framework. The non-consent, the control, and the power dynamics are narrative devices in a story world that players choose to enter, explore, and exit on their own terms.

Kink is not politics. The content here does not reflect my real-world views on gender, consent, relationships, or power. It reflects a creative space where adults can safely explore fantasies that would be wrong, harmful, or impossible in reality... which is exactly what fiction is for.

The sissies of Melandren are not a statement about trans identity, gender expression, or what femininity means. They are characters in a story about control, transformation, and the complicated feelings that fantasy can surface.

If you're here, you already understand the difference between a story and an endorsement. This is meant to be a safe space to play in the dark.