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Greetings from Southeast Asia, angels! Travel has been chaotic as all hell, hence the slight slowdown lately, but I'll be in a more stable spot soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this wholesome little ditty. BTW, I blew out my microphone towards the end again. Sorryyy. I'm getting better about that but sometimes it can't be helped 😅

POV: You're chilling at home when your doorbell unexpectedly rings. A cute and slightly mangled skater punk with an injured leg is on your stoop. All he wants is a little crazy glue, but you end up forcing him to accept some first aid. As you push beneath his shy, goofy exterior, something kindles between the two of you. Maybe he can show you a thing or two on his board...

Note: Crazy Glue is not a substitute for professional medical attention.

CW: This episode portrays fleeing and non-graphic mentions of blood, injury, and first aid. During the depiction of first aid, the speaker character makes a pained noise (2:12-2:15). 

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.

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MH

1. this audio was fire 2. you're right, Crazy glue isn't a substitute for medical attention but there's a brand of "spray bandage" that I'm almost certain is just crazy glue in spray form.

lyn

started blushing and kicking my feet when he complimented my eyes ☺️ compliment my eyes and i’ll fall in love with you in less then 3 seconds

Diesel Dreamer

His inner monologue is so adorable ❤️. And his approach was so cute...then it was all fire from there 😈

nightbluesky

Eeeeee my little alt girl heart is so happy PS not sure about yall, but my millennial imagination puts him in ripped skinny jeans and DCs and no I don’t care if they’re out of style

Doña Yayi

I missed this last night and shiznit don dark im sorry and please dont put me in the ---------> ova thereeeee!!!!!! 😳❤️💋🫂.....ive been very emotionally broken these few days and today i feel so lost and sad and my heart still bleeds today is a very dark day for me...the 26 has been so dark for so many years. But anyway let me get ready to listen to this awesome work of don dark art and have my heart and ears tickled. And i see from the comments that there is a very delicious 69 goin on in this story...oral is my favorite thing i love it its like a drug i cant get enough of ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Well let me go take a listen. Don dark sweetheart ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 you are always awesome

Naomi

Saving this for later because I’ve got a one hour zoom presentation to sit through this afternoon and the title is literally “Stroke…what does it mean to you?”

✨️Nox✨️

Oh man so true about Healthcare expenses. Have fun in Southeast Asia! Eat all the delicious foods you can!

Cutie09💓

I love this " ambulance are u crazy Am not a millionaire lol 😂 oh DDA how you brighting my day " is that hoolahoop why do you have hoola hoop " 🤣 aww then your sweet then fist bump lol 😂 LOVE INNER VOICE PART BRILLIANT 🤣❤️‍🔥 I love your laugh 😂 then Holly hell it gets hot 🔥 💥❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🥵 " Jesus Christ your hiding these under there DDA U CRACK ME UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣 THEN 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 LOL 69 WITH ME 🥵 " OMG RIDE ON MY FACE " me I fall over in boneless heap ❤️‍🔥WOW INCREDIBLE AUDIO ALLWAYS MR DDA SEX MASTER HOPE YOU TRAVEL SAFELY THREW SOUTHEAST ASIA TAKE CARE ❤️❤️❤️😌 THANKYOU FOR DELICIOUS TREAT

The queen of darkness

If I ever get a boyfriend, he has to be like this. Cute, gentle, asking and checking in. I love this. I wonder, can deep dark make an audio I don't like?🤔 not a challenge, btw😂 it's more than enough of the hardcore stuff out there and that's why I'm here☺️ the gentle nature of deep dark🫠🫠🫠🔥🔥🔥❤️

gooze

“hiding these” is crazzyyyy😭 also not to sound like a NERD but you shouldn’t put hydrogen peroxide on wounds (especially deep ones) because it can end up causing more harm than good :p (it ends up inhibiting wound healing and irritates skin) 💔sorry to “erm akshually” you

gooze

WAIIITT BC U ATE WITH THIS ONE ITS SO GOOOD agh. honestly i love your audios. ur the first person ive ever bought a patreon for and im getting my dam moneys worth🙏 also u said you’ve been traveling? where to :0

Jordyn

I am… a puddle. Your laugh is too cute btw 🥺 safe travels, love!

Chrissy Cat16

Oh baby, you knew I needed something sweet to cheer me up today, you’re so good to me 😘🥰.

Nightingale 🎶

Wishing you happy, safe and smooth travels. You must be enjoying some really good food over there! Yum!! 😋

Queen Zelda

you have me melting here, gosh, darn, man...this was wonderful. I love especially the kisses, so beautiful ❤️❤️

All for you

I didn't see anyone mention this but I like how respectful and nice he was about the Jehova witnesses It was soooo sweet!

luminous

Welcome to sea😎 do drink lots of water, we're kind of in the middle of a heatwave lol

mimzy

this got me barking i’m not gonna lie RUFF RUFF

Johanna

I was listening with a straight face the beginning and when you mentioned the ambulance I started cracking up about it. It so sad and ridiculous that ambulances are so freaking expensive 😩 I loved this audio, it is different but at the same time it's comfortable and pleasant 💗💖 awesome work!

🌻Prisney Dincess🌻

Okay, now make him obsessed. I have issues that need to be fulfilled. Please? 🥹

Athy

This got me vrooomm- just a thought...what if you made a full Boyfriend Crashes Car and F@#$%& Dies like Ricky ASMR and SkcAsmr 😩

Yuki

Southeast Asia is hellish due weather....why are you here??? Haha seriously though thanks for the pick me up. I got sick the past few days

Shellbelle

This was deliciously filthy!

N4mi

I like the background colors you’ve been adding to your video thumbnails. It gives it a bit more life and gives me the mood I should be ready for (🌈color psychologyyy ✨)🥀

Heather

Lolol the 'don't call me an ambulance. do I look like a millionaire?' is too real 😂

Gothic.sun

14:52 and 15:08 I love your chuckle and laugh so much is so cute and charming

Jennifer Lopez

Aww I hope the chaos is recording inconveniences and not actually anything troubling to you/your experiences. I can always wait for your posts as long as I know you’re doing okay. Sending good vibes your way!!! Anyway, onto important business matters here. You’ve heard of cute aggression before, yeah? Good because from this intro, it sounds like you’re itching for a good 👋👊💥

cherrybert

Omg as a brown girlie I hope you enjoy the mangoes and mangosteens in Southeast Asia and enjoy the blistering heat 💀 Also requiring a whimpering yes mommy from you would be a 🫶🏽🤝🏽 okay bye and thank you for STILL delivering everytime regardless of outside circumstances a true gem for perverse 💞

Brunette

I've seen smut a good amount of times and never In the history of ever has hearing someone moan so passionately that it makes my toes curl up and my heart get all shy 😭😭😭 great work per usual!

Champion

Nah, he was really gonna use krazy glue or a hot glue gun to out his SKIN back together?!?! What ridiculousness is that?

Jae 🤗🎶

Has no one else noticed the tag on this audio that says “wholesome” 😂? Like if we mean organic, sustainable and full of nourishment, then yes! Chock-full. I’m on the DDA diet and it’s changed my life! 💝 Secondly- that whole 69 scene with those sfx. 🫠❤️‍🔥 Lastly- the guy I was flirty texting with before I found you, resurfaced. I told him about your skillset. He was a little jealous and I said listen, me and DDA are a packaged deal. You in or out? He’s in. Ya know, until he’s out. 😂

Jenima

It’s wonderfully refreshing to have a (m4f) episode. Thank you so much for your beautiful audio art

Jasmine

🫠🫠🫠

GingerBombsite

Little fanny throbber to start my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (fanny is slang for vagina in Scotland, just in case any American or Canadian listeners think there is something wrong with my arse 😂😂😂😂😂) I’m going to try and come up with unique, sometimes bordering on sweetly vulgar compliments instead of the usual ones lol

Meii

Do a kick flip lolz

Nightingale 🎶

Yesterday, I was approached by two Mormons on the street while on my way to work. I remembered how nice your skateboard punk was about the Jehovah's Witnesses (I know, they're not the same), so I stopped and chatted with them for a bit. Good on you, DDA! 😊 They were very pleasant, as usual. Actually, this isn't the first time I've been approached by Mormons. (Last time was in Hong Kong!) I must have a friendly face or something! 😄

marcherwitch

"soon as i saw you i wanted to toych you. soon as i touched you i wanted to kiss you" i am... so angry at myself for not coming up with that line, that is flawless writing, sirrah!

Pandora Mauve

I must be slacking off. 😅 I didn’t even comment on this one either?! 😱 As someone who still owns a board and still thinks a skater is hot, I would’ve LOVED for this to happen. 😍 I probably wouldn’t have wiped out as bad either. 😂 I had a really bad habit of dating skaters and musicians back in the day. 🤭 That voice, that laugh, and those moans always make my brain stop working. 🫠

Michelle

Fun fact- Surgeons do, infact, use medical grade "crazy glue" on small surgical incisions. Another fun fact- a hot glue gun definitely does not work. One more fun fact - my brother was a skater as a teen and I can attest to the whole shoes being trash. I think his Vans were held together with duct tape. I love the vulnerability of the speakers inner voice. And while I enjoy a good dom, I also like the absence of power play here where the listener is taking the gentle lead but consent is fully implied for both parties. My guilty presupposition is that she has been watching him on his board for several days now and jumped on this unexpected opportunity. Now, can I just speak to the whole "talking with your mouth full" issue. Usually I would consider this a no-no as I really can't stand looking at the contents of another person's mouth. But under these circumstances, I find it perfectly acceptable and maybe even encouraged. I thoroughly enjoyed every garbled word and moan from your mouth to my ears.

harmony cochran

All I can say is OMFG ♡MARRY ME PLEASE

Melissa Janelle

Hands down the BEST UGHHHH! I love the mix of tongue fcking and teasing laughter haha soooo hot and casual ahhh 🔥🔥🔥🤤

LaShawn

Oh Goddamn!! You are unashamedly, and deliciously, good at this; I could only imagine....🤭😻

Rachel Tipaldi

Damn, his utter enjoyment while he ravaged that pussy. This is the only acceptable form of talking while your mouth is full. 🤭

Ann Harlow

EXCUSE ME SIRRR 🤚😭 If anyone tells me smth like this has EVER happened in real life, I will literally just pass away 🫠😫 like gurl you didn't even know his nameeeee what- However if you sir just showed up on my doorstep like that I would absolutely not object to this playing out~ 🤭😉💕

Evren

You have the absolute cutest laugh. I love it so much.

Skeletor

Holy snapping ducksh*t, my openrunproshokz just exploded jiz down my ears and neck. His pov inner mono was cute. Why are we always so afraid? Of what? Ps. Hope things are safe in your part of the world.

Gilded in Truth

The way you go from shy to nasty as hell is insane 🥴🥵🔥 way to make a girl crazy about you, a gorgeous performance 💖

MJ

This one was really sweet and did...something for me. I swear, I knew this boy in high school. I was friends with him. I definitely had a crush on him. (Teenage me was not so slick as to manage anything like this story, of course.) I still think of him sometimes, wonder how things turned out, hope he's okay.

Eris Storm

I read somewhere that crazy glue was originally meant to be used for surgical wounds. They didn’t end up using it for that… But that was supposed to be the purpose.