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Happy Monday, dolls! First, thank you for weighing in on my poll a few days ago; I appreciate all the thoughtful comments & feedback. Again, I'm not planning on making any big changes, but it's helpful to know the lay of the land. Second, please enjoy today's ep -- a little trope hybrid that I had a blast genetically recombining. And finally, Jade+ members, our monthly Ask Me Stuff session begins in the next couple days so keep your eyes peeled 😘

POV: You're washing dishes at a crowded house party, lonely and killing time while you wait for your (extremely late) date to arrive. In the meantime, another one of your college classmates approaches you -- an arrogant cad you've seen around campus -- and starts chatting you up (i.e. roasting you mercilessly). Eventually, the guy comes clean: He wants to show you a bizarre secret he's found in the quiet hallways of this big, eerie house. Won't you explore some tight spaces with him?

CW: In this episode, the speaker character uses social and emotional manipulation to isolate the listener character at a party with the intention of seducing them. He then invites them to "explore" a secret room with him, while lying about his identity (i.e. by pretending to be a party guest rather than the host) after spying on them through a one-way mirror. In conversation, he is forward and flirtatious, and sometimes pushes the listener character to divulge their feelings, thoughts, and intentions. During the sex scene, the consensual dynamic is sometimes dominant-submissive, with the speaker character taking a dominant role -- e.g. he demands certain acts and uses patronizing language (e.g. saying "do X for me," shushing the listener character, and approvingly saying "good" when they orgasm). At other times, the sexual dynamic is more playful and versatile, e.g. when the two characters argue about who is being louder, or when the speaker character asks "do you want X?" and the listener character forcefully gropes him in response. The entire sex scene takes place in a secret room adjacent to a crowded party, which the characters can see through a one-way mirror. The speaker character continually insists that they remain quiet during the sex scene to avoid them "getting caught." At 30:36, the listener character playfully slaps the speaker character in response to teasing.

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.

 

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Emily

Yea I’m early lol!! Thank you for this lovely gift while I’m home with Covid 😘

Ruby

oh my!! The other day I was just thinking about will there ever be an episode with a “secret” room?! Looking forward to listening it tonight!

Doña Yayi

Oh wow evil party crush shows me the " secret room "????? WEEEEELLLL sir this is givin me 50 shades vibes 😮😳❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and yaaaaaassss woooohoooo im earlyyyyyy!!!!! 😁🥰❤️👏👏👏👏👏

Mini Maus

Yei 😊I got this for my morning 5km. Thank you!!! I can’t wait to listen to it and leave a deserving comment.

KittyTheDevil

I just got home and had a really long day, this comes just in time 😌

Pam 701

You are just way too good at portraying cocky, arrogant characters. Makes me want to smack you one minute, and kiss you the next. When the listener told you they liked your voice, I laughed at first. Then you dropped it even lower when you said, “What is it about my voice that you like?”, and I shivered like crazy, and immediately answered “EVERYTHING!”. 😩😏 Thank you for making my Monday anything but mundane! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

nikolapiper

You are my favorite ASMRtist bar none. I'm always amazed by the high quality work you put into your audios! Happy Monday!

Nox

I've never thought of this scenario before but I can't wait to take a listen, thank you for giving this to us on an exhausting Monday. I bet we all needed this boost!

Nox

It's that growl in his voice for sure best sound. SS-tier for real

Fatima

Had the worst day ever , thank you for this masterpiece 🥲❤️

Janyx XVII

Work was being stressful per usual and a co-worker happened by when your voice went lower. I shivered so hard and put my head down. They thought I was about to cry. 🤣 Sir Deep, I can't keep being forced to decide a favorite audio. But, I love this one sooo much!

Razzyeen

Breaking my almost 4 month silence here to say….. Oh my goodness, on my day OFF??! You are amazing, thank you.

Vasa

You are truly astonishing, I haven’t gone a day without hearing your voice since I found your page- Thank you for all that you do❤️

JL

Awww... "party awkward" describes me to a tee. 😔 I'm very selective about the social events I attend. I really like this story. Love the diabolical scheming! And the secret space is so Agatha Christie! I'd be too paranoid to lean against the mirror. What if it broke?? Oh my gosh!! 🙈

MeridianSkye

Nice to hear your voice again. Love this story. I want to explore more rooms with him. 🫠❤️

nightbluesky

“What is it about my voice..” in that deep register had me laying on the floor to catch my breath

nightbluesky

“A harbinger of good things to *cum*” was such a man joke and I loved it The stubble scratching 🥰 “I think you can wrap both of your little hands around that” Don’t believe you, I’m tactile learner 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭 This very creeper like scenario would absolutely freak me out… and I wouldn’t really even care tbh

aevis

After a somewhat terrifying week, this will definitely be of comfort. 🫂❤️

Rei Miya

pretending like I believed when you said "what do you like about me? my voice?? tHAt'S NeW."

AnimeDiplomat

LET'S GOOOOO DDA POSTED MORE BULLY-ADJACENT AUDIOS 🖤🖤🖤

Mina Bee

I’d explore all the secret rooms with this bully 🫠🖤🖤

Lauren ♡

noo I secretly love it when they’re mean to me ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Ruby

Just finished listening!! When they entered the room I was like “ah crap not the room I had in mind or at least wrong room.” But I do prefer this secret room more! Well done Mr. D!

Sim

What a spicy, creative concoction (con-cock-tion?) you’ve brewed up, DDA ❤️‍🔥 Absolutely delicious

Mini Maus

Wow 🤯 mind blowing. You are incredibly talented. The scenarios you describe and the way you do it really took me there. I felt not as if I was watching a scene from a spicy show, but I got taken there. The wet hands, the switch, the one way mirror feeling like flexi glass. The plot twist of the speaker luring the listener not only how he actually got her there but how he took her away from the party room. Wow. And of course all those 🐱melting sounds 🤤. Mr. Mr. Mr. Uy 💦

LKLG

My sexual orientation: Deepdark giggling in my ear...

Kiara

Smooth one the line about the voice. And yeah "intelligence is sexy".

Shellbelle

Roasting vs. bullying: I like both. Roasting seemed kinder and more subtle. Bullying saved for a listener who deserved your ire. Thank you ❤️ DDA.

StitchKitty

Once again, you make me late for work. Never stop 🤤

Eden Rose

"Hachiko"?! I know a NANA reference when I hear it 👀

Pandora Mauve

The only difference in the beginning for me would be figuring out it was a setup from the start. Or at least sensing that it was. 🤔 I probably would either do dishes or something to get his attention to follow me. 😈 However, I do like to observe people when I’m at a party or some gathering. I find human behavior fascinating, and I kind of like to eavesdrop on conversations. I don’t really mind being the lone wolf either. I’m very accustomed to being on my own. After getting in that room, I’d sort of be a little bit subtle in trying to test how far he’s wanting to go. 😏 That voice drop at 10:35 made me weak. 🫠 I think my legs would’ve given out in that moment. 😮‍💨 It would have been so hard for me not to make any noise. And that finish. 🤤🥴 I’d explore every inch of him. I mean the house. 🤭

Queen Zelda

LOL leave me alone, Mister Meany-pants xD I'm not sure if I should ditch but okay, I will, better than to be cleaning the dishes xD gosh, I don't like to be bullied but you obviously know how to make it not as mean :) you did such an amazing job!

Cutie09💓

Washing dishes at the start lol 😆 love mean DDA character oh dda is " some guy ask you on a date then ditch you " very nice lol your making listener hang out so well lol " am going come with me or wash dishes " lmao 🤣 I think we would been safer with the dishes lol 😆 oops secret door nope lol I would not go in there 😄 " dda was watching us " washing dishes " I can't see you but I know u rolling your eyes lol " that laugh love it oh god this so well done what twist u planned the set up for listener at party then omg my brain switched off your voice was so deep I was captivated by it oh god " press your hips against mine I want up down " 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵 omg when said " get down on my knees " mmmmmm fuckk,my panties are ruined there so 💦 omg those slurps am gonna whimpers daddy in a min 🥵🔥 omg MIRROR SEX YESSSSS THANKYOU DADDDY DDA 🔥🔥🔥💦💖💖💖💖

Emi1996.

Hot damn That's one way to wake up in the morning 😏

Blueluelie

That part with the secret room was actually so creepy lmao 😭 especially the one way mirror bit

CorvidQueen319

👀😳 Sir, respectfully, you have me in the tightest chokehold *oh my gods*…

dark-vigilant

When I first saw this notification pop up and read the title, I immediately thought of um, much darker things. Most may have thought it was a bdsm type of situation, but me seeing the words “evil” and “secret room” automatically gave me killer vibes. After listening to this, I’m so glad it was none of these scenes. I literally couldn’t stop smiling throughout this audio starting when he told the listener to touch him. The voice, eyes, face touching, and ear nibbling are literally my guilty pleasure so I’m freaking out because I feel like I’m being stalked since a lot of my fantasies are coming true in this audio. 😰😭 This was my literal reaction during this scene: Him: “What do you like about me?” Me: “YOUR VOICE!” Him: “My voice? Hm that‘s new.” Me: “No, it’s not lol I practically talk about it in every audio comment section.” 😅😭😭💀💀 Him: “You like my eyes?” Me: 😊 *nods* (even though I never seen them before 👀) This was such a pleasure to listen to. 😁✌️💞

Michiii

I have like 2-3 audios to catch up on, including this. Our king is posting more, and now I’m slacking. #Catchup #Greatful

kirbs

the bullying flirting is my fav 😍 and UGH YOUR VOICE 🥵

Bunnybear 🎀

Your lower, more rumbly register in this one was so incredibly soothing…may have just cured my before-bed anxiety. 🖤

Emera

This was so much fun to listen to! But a Hachiko reference.. really?? Clever but brutal. I love how playful you were and the idea with the mirror is such an interesting concept. Also I couldn't help but giggle when the kissing started you were like "yep that's it". Remember tiger, don't jump the gun;p

Thena

I like you in manipulative version. My favourite villain😏😎

Minne

Your voice 🫶🏻 I have a voice kink and this was a dream come true.

Wizardkitty92

”Party awkward” oh I feel personally attacked 😳. Also I love your very low register plus gravelly tone in this audio. Haha I’d probably roll my eyes if I was stuck in a tight space with a dude telling me my eyes where pretty I’d be like ”it’s too dark to see my dark brown eyes here silly, unless you were eyeing me way before and in that case I don’t blame you” 😏 I was so startled hearing the smack sound eventhough I’d definitely smack a dude if he talked about dishes right after smexy time. 😛

Johanna

Hachiko? That's mean 😂😂 Love it! You always do a great job! 💖🍰 Thank you for the meal 🙏🏻

dewdrop

This is so hot and I love the audio (as always 🥰🥰) but halfway through the GOOD PART my mini poodle jumped on me and sneezed in my face to initiate playtime. So I will have to finish it another time😔

Selenite

your voice is one of a kind, nobody does it like you sir

Jordyn

How come just you saying “yeah?” can send me into a spiral 🥵 I’m not even halfway through and I’ve had 7 breakdowns, no joke. This is what happens when I don’t hear your voice in a while 😭😭 uh oh am I getting too simp-y? Who am I kidding that ship sailed long ago! Ok i’ll update when I’m done if I’m able to speak/type !!

bakanyako

“Do you wanna go wash some dishes together or what?” Aaahhh had me cackling :’))

Liliths_sideacc

As an uh.. 18+ asmr creator myself I could only dream of having as much creativity as you do. Very hot story! well done! Mwah 🖤

Sakura Vulp

Can you request audios? 👀

Elizabeth

I wanted to let you know that last night I was at my friends house. I showed her this audio (ending before it gets too naughty). I’m trying to get her to sub to you. 😹 but her cat, who hates me, came out and hung around while listening to you.

Elizabeth

She’s highly thinking about it! Lol. She loved the audio. Us single girlies appreciate your service to the single community

Emma 🫧

love the evil ones

Brunette

Your voice is so good for my soul, everytime I listen to you, like, 5 years get added to my lifespan

Sakura Vulp

As a request or idea I would love to see a daddy kink or CNC 👀😭

Blu

Probably one of my favourite audios so far, the last 5 mins were amazing, but I only subscribed yesterday and I'm only 5 auidos in so I'm sure I'll have plenty more favourites , that little slap and laugh at the end 😍😂 love it x

Dirnali

Done....solid...done....☠️☠️☠️

AFineCuppaTea

Ohhhh this was so much fun! 😝 Again, the beginning conversation is hilarious (where do you get the ideas for these, do you actually know someone who washed dishes at a party? 🤣). This is the kind of person that IRL I would avoid like the plague, but somehow you made this arrogant, manipulative, rich doucebag pretty likable for me! Maybe its cause he’s so ~ generous ~ during spicy time. 😜 Bravo sir!

Sherae Buckley

I think I'd be too tired for the dishes 😆🥵

V

Hmmm, finger-licking good 🤌🏻 I love this idea! You can satisfy an exhibitionist kink without anyone even realizing it 😄 although that kind of defeats the purpose of being an exhibitionist 😆😏 So good 🔥

muwurderbot

wtf, I put this on to be insolently bullied to sleep, not make my fitbit think I'm doing HIIT at 3am 😩 I'm raising my membership level I'm so mad. 😤🖤

LaShawn

I've been binge listening to you all day; I now believe it's an addiction..best drug I've ever been exposed to. No interventions needed; I don't plan on stopping..at all, I mean damn😘

Ann Harlow

He sounds surprised that she likes his voice as if it's not the most amazing thing we've ever heard 😭😭 and again with the stubble I love it Also. Sir. That was not very quiet 🤭

Pamala

THAT VOICE❤️‍🔥

Ruby

Does he have the play room?! 😏

Tina🩷

Trying to focus on articles about physical therapy billing while you tease me is really difficult 😅

MJ

Holy M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end, Batman. Your mean boy characters are so much fun. Things I liked especially in this episode include the 13:33 stubble scratching (nice immersive detail). There were also some comedic beats that made me chuckle ("Show m--yep, that's it" and 30:45). And 28:11. What joy to revel in the decadence of a verdant mind.

Eris Taylor-Grant

That was so sexy! Do you write your own scripts? I love the bully stuff. Wish my bullies had been this hot!

Jackie Boi

That Hachiko roast was so prime👌🏻👌🏻

Bunny

DAMN that was so hot!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

selenetaron

:spelunking into the archives once again: I nearly lost my grip at 10:30 when the evil party crush got closer to my ear than expected! A deep voice could make me do so many things 💖🔥 not DDA resurrecting high school memories lol This whole audio reminds me of a time, my Senior year of high school, when a guy I was seeing fingered me in the auditorium electrical booth DURING a play. I'm not sure I did a good job being quiet, but it was thrilling.