"Let’s sleep on the beach..." (m4a) (Patreon)

Happy Friday, lil anjils! Travel has been OK, but replete with those snafus that get in the way of work -- annoying, but not too surprising, I suppose. And we're about at the end of the month, so expect a big goodie push over the next few days. First order of business: February Ask Me Stuff will drop shortly for Jade+ fans 😘

Anyway, it's a big day for everyone [drowsily] clamoring for a SFW sleep aid episode. And for everyone else, don't worry. I'll return to my normal spicyposting soon with a tipsy friend confession ep, hopefully dropping in just a few days. Now cuddle up and get CALM.

POV: You're in bed, struggling to relax -- and of course, your adoring boyfriend notices. He offers to help you visualize a tranquil beach scene so you can drift off to sleep. You can practically hear the waves crashing already... (Twenty minutes guided visualization, one hour beach sounds.)

Note: This audio is designed to be relaxing and may make you sleepy. Please listen responsibly. I am not a healthcare provider. If you're struggling with insomnia, please speak with a doctor.

Note that this content is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.