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Has it been too long since you bumped into a wide-eyed himbo, angels? I say yes. Enjoy 💪🔥

POV: You've just finished playing a bluegrass show at a small-town college venue when a big ol' himbo-type approaches you with some sweet words of gratitude. As you start chatting, you're struck by his kindness and general naivete -- as well as his guileless curiosity about your violin skills. You can't help but feel charmed, and end up inviting yourself over to his dorm room for some one-on-one "music lessons." 

CW: This episode portrays sexual dynamics involving a somewhat naive speaker character of the 'dumb jock' trope/stereotype. The speaker character enjoys and consents to sexual attention, but continually expresses consent in a passive form (e.g. "you can do X to me if you want."). There are unpleasant violin noises from 6:40-7:05.

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.

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KYUBI

I’m bout to *with reverb* CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM, UGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Keep up the work DDA 👌)

Angelie⁷

The speed in which I opened the app when I saw this notification 🤣 Was sad that the Haikyuu movie isn’t available here yet and just reading “sweet dumb jock” reminded me of one of my fave characters in it so I’m super grateful for this!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Mina Bee

Yes it has been too long since I’ve bumped into a wide eyed himbo, how’d you know? 🖤

Lauren ♡

Himbos are my second fav yay!! ❤️ (after emo/punk guys ofc)

A

I would have derailed this so quickly with playlist and artist suggestions. 🪕

kitty kat

early asf thankfully 😍

Holly March

i'm aromantic and even my heart turned over at "i know a lot about rocks"... we must protect him... not from us, obviously...

LKLG

Say less 😌

midnite_quinn

You adding more breathing and less moaning did not go unnoticed. 👍❤️⭐️ love it.

Doña Yayi

Long day today and i definitely need to sit my ass somewhere and stay put!!!!! Now im SAT!!!!! This is just what i need to just feel relaxed. Well imma get ready to get my ears and heart and other regions tickled ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Let me get my raspberry vodka with soda 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Lakora

SCREAMING WILDLY, I LOVE HIMBOS!!!

Julie G

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Heather

Omg he's so cute I'm dead 😭😂 'now I know a lot about rocks!' 😍

Holly March

must... be... protected... at... all... costs! how do the kids say it? we stan a consent king!

Khloi Otaku

Aww the jock was adorable

Lizabeth Malky

Well, I’ve never given a violin lesson that ended quite like this! But if it’s a guy like that I certainly wouldn’t mind lol

zidgelT

I don't know why, but the way you said "teeny" at about 6:30 timestamp made me laugh.

Doña Yayi

Oh wow this jock was so sweet, so cute, so endearing, but when yaaaassss yas yasss every time when sexy times arrive holy fawkin fawk my insides burn inside and my body just craves for special attention 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. How this jock lets the listener do whatever she wants with him oh gawds that has my head spinning , my whole body shaking, my legs i just dont feel them no more oh holy fawkin hades havin a shot of vodka with Dr. Pepper this man's moans, breathing, sexy talk just everything sounds so real like he is actually turned on recording this audio!!!!! Just 🤌💋❤️👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Oh my heart this man's moans ruin me lol and i love it!!!!! Ohhhh jesus fawkin hells i am so goin to grab my boyfriend now and just @#$%&*?!☆▪︎¤¡¿ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 him moaning " you gonna cum with me? You gonna cum with me???? Ohhh yaaass sir i will cum with you 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Fawkin hells soldiers the way you came at the end sounds so real...SHEEEEEET imma stop thats as much as i will horny post. You sir please continue to moan like that pleaaaase don dark lol. Thats it i aint sayin no more imma behave before you put me in time out lol 😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Doña Yayi

Imma go have another shot 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 because listening to this ohh jesus fawkin christmas don dark this masterpiece got me by the tits. Shit sorry for the bad words its the 🥃🥃🥃🥃 lol but yaaaasss this audio was is so cute, sweet and delicious ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Be-gay-do-crimes

This is ADORABLE. I love that he wasn't overly dominant or overly submissive, pretty much the perfect middle ground

Pam 701

This started out so adorable and funny. This character is really sweet. Once they get to the dorm room, it progresses to spicy pretty quickly. I didn’t know that somebody describing muscles could be so sexy. And OMFG, the sex against the wall, and that spectacular finish - I was hyperventilating! Thanks, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

Khy

“You have to get your bow? Oh damn I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a boyfriend.” HES SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭

Froggy

I'm loving the consistency!!

aevis

My heart he’s so cute! He’s treating us so well!!! Thank you thank youu 🤍🫂

Bleep blarp bloop

Ok but I’m literally a violinist at a contemporary music school who’s done bluegrass and I feel completely and utterly blessed rn this is too much

AnimeDiplomat

Excellent story & such a great build up 💖💖💖

Amano_seo

THE SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE BOW AGAINST THE STRINGS 😂😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting to cackle

griffon farrar

"now i know allot about rocks" i love him

The queen of darkness

How do you get something dirty to be sweet? You really know what you are doing🫶 sex in the car, sweet. Up against the wall, sweet. 🫠🫠🫠

A

Babe! While not strictly bluegrass, here are some personal faves from artists who typically feature a lot of fiddle: "Knockin'" (sexy AF); "Sourwood Mountain" - Carolina Chocolate Drops "O Love is Teasin'" - Rhiannon Giddens "Long Hot Summer Days" - Sara Watkins "Scotch & Chocolate" - Nickel Creek "Tell Me True;" "Come on Up to the House" - Sarah Jarosz "Wildflowers" - The Wailin' Jennys "Rye Whiskey" - Punch Brothers (I will also never stop proselytizing about their cover of "Reptilia." See it on AV Undercover on YouTube.) "Come on in My Kitchen" - Crooked Still Also, not for nothing, but the breakdown at 4:12 in "Laundry Room" by The Avett Brothers (they do not, however, typically have a lot of fiddle) is one of my favorite moments ever. Ugh. Okay. I have been enough. 🤓

Morticia

Not me having a Bachelors of Science in geology! 🪨 👀

KarBun

He is adorable 🥹 so dumb, I just want to hug him

Kanna Rose

I never knew how much I needed this 🥰

Thena

When he said ‘and just F*CK YOU RIGHT UP AGAINST THE WALL’ Hellllll yesss❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Devila May Care

Your character development skills are unreal!

Chrissy Cat16

I need to know who writes the scripts cause 👩🏻‍🍳💋

Jheni B.

Oh my DDA - I love me a himbo jock boy... You covered my body in goosebumps and tingles with your orgasm! 🔥💋

Queen Zelda

you are a golden retriever, such happy, goofy and kind vibes :) you are so sweet, delightful and so amazingly cute. my review to you and your story: the bestest of best / infinitely awesome x3

Jacob

i feel like the jock was definitely a virgin or this was one of his first times😭 he sounds so shy and I LOVED it!!!

ExoticCreampuffs

Its was really good. I love from start to finish. Always have me melting 😍

Doña Yayi

Oh my gawds just finished listening to this again. I just cant get enough of this man's moans and orgasms!!!! Just so luscious and sexy!!!! And the acting 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fawkin hades hell soldiers....pleaseee never stop those moans and always gift us with those delicious orgasms my heart they sound so real!!!!! Not similated!!!!!

Kat

5 minutes in and my heart is melted

Cutie09💓

Omg DDA THIS WAS GOLD ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FROM START TO FINISH LOVED IT SCENARIO WAS SWEET THEN WOW OMG YOU SOUNDED SO HOT 🔥 🥵 THANKYOU DDA ❤ ❤ SORRY DIDNT LISTEN SOONER HAD FAMILY EMERGENCY

Shiva

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Cephalobod

Kiss me like one of your dumb jocks

Queen Zelda

yes, I love the Golden Retriever Boyfriend :D and this one is his own Golden Retriever here xD

heart murmur

This is one of my favorites so far. The jock's shyness/"dumbness" is really well done. I also want to add that I like how consent for both characters is added in, usually consideration for the male is not emphasized. Hopefully we will see more of this character in the future.

Tara J

I just wanna be a fly on the wall during your thrusting. Just 🤤🖤

G

This is so good. I now have a himbo kink, so thanks for that. Hoping you'll fill up the 'himbo' tag with some more content 🥹

Jennifer Lopez

I did. I loved this one too. You continue to spoil us with how often you have been posting and the impeccable quality of your work. D, you are incredible. A master artist! I adore you playing the lovable, dim, and sweet guy — the beginning had me smiling so hard. But I also love that you couldn’t help yourself and had to get nerdy with the anatomy I couldn’t get over the geology part. Made me remember back when I visited a neighboring college for a tournament and their nicest, newest, and most beautiful building was all for their geology department 😅 The “we didn’t discuss that. I wouldn’t…” was my absolute undoing 🥵🫠

Vala

Mm ... that was so good ... :) Thank you.

IndyMndy

Ooohh, talk anatomy to me…I’ve never realized it before, but as a nurse that really does it for me.

WhyLychee

“And now I know a lot about rocks!” I don’t usually like this kind of character but my heart 😫 so freaking cute 😭

Emma The Sea Witch

Jocks don’t tend to be my favorite usually but this might be my absolute favorite episode because I’ve played Bluegrass fiddle for 20 years

opossumsgirlboss999

Seems like everybody's losing sleep??? I'm listening to this to fall asleep and then having ✨ pleasant ✨ dreams—ANYWAY great content as always bestie, thank you for keeping us well fed ;)

Holly March

i shouldn't have relistened... this has the power to undo my being aromantic... he would be such a good roadie... i can imagine him being a roadie while also writing masters level essays on geology wherever the band travels...

Julez

This unlocked something

V

"That wasn't country?" Haha lovely 🥰 Geology, huh? Wasn't expecting that ☺️ DD, were you sick while recording this audio or had you just woken up? You sounded different, but not in a bad way, okay? Never, in a bad way 😘 So raspy! Oh God, I laughed so much on that bow part 🤣 you're so funny! Plus, your laugh is soooo adorable ♥️ "Trying to play a pencil" Oh, you playing the violin was the highlight of my day 😂 I love how you always teach us something in your audios...even if it's about muscles 💪🏻 God, I felt like a predator stalking its prey, you were so cute and naive!!! 😩🤭 "hmmm, you want to taste it?" 🫠🫠 I love hearing you moan and breathing hard 🔥 playing with our hair?? 🫠 This mental picture... damn! The standing position 😩😩 when sliding down, I bit my lip so hard! The hard thrusts 🥵 It's no secret, I absolutely love hearing you climax, DD 🔥 So good 🤌🏻 🔥♥️

Angelie⁷

me, knowing I like to be carried and being hypothetically carried in the audio: 🫠🫠🫠

Geek Girl

"So now I know a lot about rocks." Love this!

Geek Girl

Me too! I didn't realize I liked Himbos. "Sexy ASMR - helping you learn about your kinks since 20??"

shellanofrhage

So dumb 😍. Hilarious then super hot. Loved it 🥰

nightbluesky

What a big sweetie sweetheart 🥹❤️

kat nunley

my type in men is either dumb or dominant and this man checks one or the other im every audio jesus

Spice Chai latte☕️

Omg the ending 😮‍💨😮‍💨 i didn’t expect those loud grunt noises boi surprise me 😱

Dustin Alexander

It’s clear that a lot of your business comes from dudes so it’s okay to make a m4m recording 🤷‍♂️

yslm

What a sweetheart. One of my favourite characters so far. Almost felt bad as the listener character to be corrupting him. Liked the undercurrent of humour. The writing background shows. (From a CW major 👋)

Dani A

STOOOP HES SO CUTE 😭😭

Pandora Mauve

He’s just adorable…and sexy. Getting pounded like a jackhammer against the wall….yes, please. 🤤🥵🥴

Janyx XVII

He's soooo cute! I love him as a character. (Didn't know he was my type. Thanks for the new discovery.) But I'm not sure if I feel bad for leading him to play with our "instrument" or turned on that he was a good boy to just go with it. 🫠😊

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds i am unalived...i am offed...do not call the coroners and just leave my body where it is....i swear those moans and orgasms are the death of me...let me die a million deaths and fly to Don dark heavens!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sir you are so amazing and those sexy sounds jesaaaaaaaaaasssss don dark you are awesomeness 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 now im gonna put myself in the -----> over there in the corner for time out before i misbehave 😮😮😮😮😮😮

JL

I went to a concert on the weekend called "Best of Metal on Strings." It was awesome!! 😜🤘🏼And I remembered the violin in this audio, haha! I'm not a metalhead at all, but I appreciate a good melody, regardless of genre. Hope you had a good weekend as well. But I suspect that every day is feeling like the weekend for you!

Sharell

This has quite possible the best audio climax that I have EVER heard....I was SOOO not ready for this one! I'm pretty sure I climaxed myself at the same time and NOONE was touching me.... What kind of auditory magic/voodoo are you working with Sir and where can I find some IRL! I am here for it. Congratulations on being you! 😘😍

Sim

I’m so glad I decided to give this audio another try because the amount of communication and this himbo in general for this audio is absolutely delicious. Strong and soft characters are just 〜♥︎ Excellent work, DDA!

Atticus

My favorite character

Emera

Wow this was a wonderful one 🥰🥰You're such a romantic sweetheart! And it's so adorable whenever the listener asks you if you're ok with something, just the simple "yeah that's cool" is so cute and accurate. You're an amazing person Mr. Dark🩵

Michelle

The speaker is sexy in a simple, sweet way. It would never occur to him that sports are anything but fun. It also doesn't seem to occur to him that the listener has any interest in his physique except in the academic sense, which is kind of cute. It's a refreshing change up from the usual, calculating, horn-dog persona. However, he's almost too simple when he doesn't get the clues thrown down by a request to bite his shoulder and lift the listener. He doesn't even start to understand until he is in a face to face embrace with the listener. Now we start to get back on track. I like the speaker's gentle voice quality when he's speaking, but I feel like there are large gaps in the conversation where I get distracted from the story. The choice to take an against the wall position is very hot and the hard thrusting graphics are *very* enjoyable to listen to in combination with the running conversation. The higher pitch vocals during the speaker's climax sent a little surge through my brain.

Peter Courtien

Game changing audio here. I’m so easy. A walking cliche, actually. Love it though!❤️

Khat

Oh. Oh, he’s perfect.

izzy

“i know a lot about rocks” oh i want him so bad

Rachel Tipaldi

My word, he's so sweet and adorkable. Loved it, as I always do.

blissful schnooze

This character is so sweet and fun! I just want to give him a pet rock but I feel he'd turn it down because his dorm doesn't allow pets 🤭

Ann Harlow

This man is so sweet and oblivious 🤚😭 my heart is melting into mush 🫠 The way he was just happy to talk about stuff he liked 🥺 and just so chill about literally everything she asked and didn't even question it 😭 and then he just- just casually like that against the wall?? aghh I think I'm in love 🫠🫠 Side note, this was a really interesting change from your usual more intellectual diction, I love when you talk with fancier words but honestly this was a really sweet and kinda relaxing change of pace. I didn't have to use my brain too much 😂💕 and the character was just too frickin adorable for words. 🥰🩷

Miri Vlachoulis

Breaking a guitar on your brother is the real sibling dynamic

Geek Girl

Love me some hot himbo action. So respectful *swoon*

Flora

As a girl who workout a lot now I need a gym buddies to lovers m4f so bad 😭 this one was so sweet 😊

Peach

Geology? The anatomy talk? I've been bewitched.

Jae 🤗🎶

Hey DDA- I sent you a DM regarding this audio and Spotify that you may want to check out.

Ashley

Literally me asking a muscley guy if I could bite his muscle lol. Usually I like to bite a guy I'm dating but girl same lol 😆

Ariel

Ahhh! He’s so precious! I want my very own himbo. Also this may sound a bit weird, but I’ve never actually ahem pleasured myself while listening to you. In the past I’ve just listened purely because I just love hearing your voice. But I got so emotionally attached to this sweetie pie that I did. So yeah. Sorry for the little rant haha :)

A. K.

Awesome 🥰

Maria

🥰 cutie pie 😍 love a himbo with special interests 🤣 the irony of a guy with boulders for shoulders being a geology major was incredible 😂 i would also have to measure the Mohs of those muscles with my teeth 😁 as a band geek, i'd melt if i had the chance to worship a jock. decades of playing woodwinds; i know how to use my mouth 😏🤭

Shellbelle

Oh! An actually sweetheart with a pure soul and doesn't know he's beautiful. Not really. Listener's kinda not cool though...at least GIVE the violin lesson! I'm crushing on him and I'll be good to him. Might bite but only with permission, of course.

bluenire

" ...Takes a long time to get good at stuff." I laughed so hard I almost threw my headset for some reason.

Caitlin Koi

5 minutes in and I am just kicking my feet and giggling "he's so STUPID" in the most loving way possible

selenetaron

: spelunking into the archives : "Now I know a lot about rocks." He's so precious. I love him so much. DDA has struck gold with these himbo characters. 💖🔥 22:16 WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO THESE AT WORK?

imp

I have reached the Himbo part of my journey 😈 This little nugget of goodness is so sweet💜🌻with that said, I think this guy could be easily kidnapped and never know he was kidnapped, like if you are polite enough about it he will just follow you home. 🏡 😉 Like walk up, take his hand and say " You live with me now, I have so many rocks 🪨 waiting for you." Being part imp and part trash panda 🦝 I too can be lured easily with shiny objects ✨️ so no hate for the supposed simple minded. Some brains just work different💜 Just keep making these sweet, wonderful characters 💜😈💜 Down the himbo hole I go😆 it's gonna be a good day tater 😄

soPeachily

Okay, the almighty algorithm just served me a reel from an Instagram account called "rocksforjockss" so ~obviously~ I had to hop back here immediately to comment. That's all (also that account has great rock facts).