Spotify beats incompetech to Kevin's new album! (Patreon)

Man, Spotify has gotten quick with its publishing! Usually, I don't have to set a future release date because it takes a few days, and I can get the music up on my site first. Not this time! So, here you go. :-)

There is at least one track on this album you will enjoy.

There may be many tracks that you do not enjoy.

Captain Scurvy

Ahoy thar, and welcome aboard the quirkiest ship in these waters, "The Breakin' Wind"! I'm Captain Scurvy. Adventure lies in all directions. I'll leave you now. I'm already late to get my horn piped!

Desert of Lost Souls

Typical activities in the Desert of Lost Souls include, but are not limited to: Camel jumping, Sand dune surfing, Mummy hunting, Beetle breeding, and Comparative analysis of Bayesian and classical approaches for sheep reliability measurement. 

Cruising for Goblins 

Dear Green Valkyrie, Your life force is running out. Green Valkyrie needs food badly. Remember; Don't shoot food. Someone shot the food. Your shots now hurt other players. You just shot the potion. C'mon Green Valkyrie, you got no chill.

Townie Loop 

Townsfolk: Welcome to the town! If you have anything to sell, just put it in the box.

The general store sells seeds.  There is a Mountain Totem in the mountains. You can have a drink at the Iridium Bar. 

I need to tend to my giant melons now. That is not a euphemism.  Bye!

Getting it Done

Extremely satisfying sound design with super clean bloopy synths in a light dance context. Recommended for all your needs. Unless you need a fire suppression system. It won't work for that. Unless you need music for your fire suppression system. It will work for that.

Werq

This is destined to be a podcast theme. If you're starting a podcast, get this now before someone else does. You know it's perfect. Plus is is easy to type the title in your credits. I'm looking out for you, podcaster! All hail the Podfather, Adam Curry. Yes, that Adam Curry. Yes, he really did invent podcasts.

Fantasia Fantasia

On your journey to the Southern Oracle, you will pass many wondrous things indeed! The Morning Meal Gathering, The Highest Possible Weapon, and The Dancer of Flashes all await. Never give up and good luck will find you.

Loopster

One of the first hipster art forms, this is built by stacking simple phrases, and can be performed by one person. This makes it perfect for playing that Tuesday gig you managed to pull at Arlenes Grocery. Sorry, man - I don't have any cloves. This is my last one.

Almost New 

Remember when you went on summer holiday to your Auntie's house outside Nether Wallop in Hampshire while your parents went to Cyprus to broker a secret deal with the Ottoman Empire? 

Remember the times in the Magic Garden? This piece of music is more "Magic Garden" than "Inter-Empire Diplomacy".

Twisting

Let's talk about why so much film music sounds like this. The construction allows any part to be muted and otherwise sculpted around the dialog without the loss of a theme or motive energy. There isn't really a theme to lose. You can't hum this one easily. There is a lot of variation, but it is all in a very well defined range, and doesn't get too crazy.

Morgana Rides

This is dark and concerning - like the lights-out bonus level on your hidden object game. Almost exactly like that. As if it was written for the dark bonus level of a hidden object game. Just as if.

Arroz Con Pollo

When I think of Cuba, I think of one thing; Nickel mines! Moa, Cuba (aka "The Sudbury of the Caribbean") has had Canadian assistance in its mining for quite some time now. From what I can tell, it is much better for Canadian companies to poison far-away water than Canadian water.

Club Seamus

Every once in a generation, a song title comes along that perfectly melds with the music. This is such a piece.  It could only be called "Club Seamus". "Club Seamus" could only sound like this.

Derp Nugget

There is nothing in this piece that is even vaguely reminiscent of "La Macarena". 

I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. Don't go listening for it, for such a journey will surely end in tragedy.