"What about the one..." Meme (Patreon)

I am now officially taking prompts for the "What about the one..." meme.  Ask me about a story I have NOT written and I will try to give you a snippet from that story. It could be in one of my original universes:

Aberrant Magic

Turbulence

Claimings

Earth Fathers

(or any of my books actually)

or from one of the fandom universes I enjoy.  I am not a big television watcher, but I can (and do) write in a number of fandoms 

Buffy

The Sentinel

The Listener

Supernatural (I'm not caught up with this season)

Stargate Atlantis

Stargate SG1

Firefly

NCIS

Magnificent Seven (although I call my AU version of them the Tuscon Seven)

Or you could ask for crossover or something completely unique that doesn't exist in any of my universes or fandom.  After all Earth Fathers came in part from someone on Facebook bitching that mpreg was so stupid and illogical.  So I made it logical. This is your creative outlet.

This is an old meme from the Livejournal days. So the rules are that you challenge me with "What about the story where..." and then plug in a universe or a character or a prompt--something that you want to see.  These are supposed to be fun shorts, so no editing, no full blown stories, just fun.  All fun.  

So... go!